[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by Margies3

Did you hear about the southerner who went to truck driving school? He passed the test and they got him a job driving truck. Well, he was driving down the road and his truck broke down, so he pulled over right beside a great big field of sunflowers. He got out and went to the field and picked big arms full of them. He put a whole bunch about 10 feet ahead of his truck and another bunch about 10 feet behind his truck.

So along comes the police officer. The man tells him his truck broke down. So the officer goes on to ask him about the sunflowers. What are they for?? The man says to him, in his VERY SOUTHERN ACCENT, "Well, sir, in truck driving school, they taught us that if your truck breaks down, you should pull over to the side of the road and put flares (flowers in Southern) in the front of the truck and flares (flowers in Southern) at the back of your truck."

I know it loses something in the translation on here. Use your imagination, people!!