A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear , what was it like being six again??'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dummy!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear , what was it like being six again??'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dummy!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
Is this true? Are guys really that bad?
Yes they are. I dated a guy for the past couple months and I said, "Let's just be friends and not think about marriage, kissing, and all that stuff...let's get to know each other..." So he started dating other women.
Yes they are. I dated a guy for the past couple months and I said, "Let's just be friends and not think about marriage, kissing, and all that stuff...let's get to know each other..." So he started dating other women.
Hey, at our age you can't waste time like that! He probably felt like he didn't have months to lose just being friends and "getting to know you" when if he didn't like the way you kissed it wasn't going to go anywhere anyway and there would be months down the tubes!!!!
__________________ "I think some people love spiritual bondage just the way some people love physical bondage. It makes them feel secure. In the end though it is not healthy for the one who is lost over it or the one who is lives under the oppression even if by their own choice"
Titus2woman on AFF
"We did not wear uniforms. The lady workers dressed in the current fashions of the day, ...silks...satins...jewels or whatever they happened to possess. They were very smartly turned out, so that they made an impressive appearance on the streets where a large part of our work was conducted in the early years.
"It was not until long after, when former Holiness preachers had become part of us, that strict plainness of dress began to be taught.
"Although Entire Sanctification was preached at the beginning of the Movement, it was from a Wesleyan viewpoint, and had in it very little of the later Holiness Movement characteristics. Nothing was ever said about apparel, for everyone was so taken up with the Lord that mode of dress seemingly never occurred to any of us."
Quote from Ethel Goss (widow of 1st UPC Gen Supt. Howard Goss) book "The Winds of God"
Hey, at our age you can't waste time like that! He probably felt like he didn't have months to lose just being friends and "getting to know you" when if he didn't like the way you kissed it wasn't going to go anywhere anyway and there would be months down the tubes!!!!
He never knew how I kissed...I've been keeping myself for someone special...I don't care how old I am...I don't have time for kissing toads...I want to marry my best friend and I am worth the wait.
I don't want to marry anyone who just wants to get married...I want to marry someone who has chosen me out of all the women in the church he could have...I want to be one in a million. So there...CC1
He never knew how I kissed...I've been keeping myself for someone special...I don't care how old I am...I don't have time for kissing toads...I want to marry my best friend and I am worth the wait.
I don't want to marry anyone who just wants to get married...I want to marry someone who has chosen me out of all the women in the church he could have...I want to be one in a million. So there...CC1
He was a toad...
You deserve what you're waiting for Rhoni!
__________________ Mrs. LPW
Psalm 19:14
Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer.
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear , what was it like being six again??'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dummy!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
Is this true?
Are guys really that bad?
Shrieking with laughter! One of the few "Funny" posts that really ARE! Thanks for posting this!
Yes they are. I dated a guy for the past couple months and I said, "Let's just be friends and not think about marriage, kissing, and all that stuff...let's get to know each other..." So he started dating other women.
Just a little FYI in MANTALK when you say "Lets just be friends" it means..
"You're kind of a creep, and I LIKE you but not in THAT way and you really are borderline repulsive to me out so BACK OFF JACK!"
Just a little FYI in MANTALK when you say "Lets just be friends" it means..
"You're kind of a creep, and I LIKE you but not in THAT way and you really are borderline repulsive to me out so BACK OFF JACK!"
does that help?
Yep, "Let's just be friends" means that the person has absolutely no romantic interest in you whatsoever and you should just start dating other people... if you said "take things slow", that may have meant what you were trying to project, but "Let's just be friends" was probably the only words he heard in the entire conversation, regardless of if it was a 30 second conversation or a 30 minute one.
Also from previous experience, when a woman tells a man something like this, if she changes her mind 5 years later, she has to tell him that the previous comment no longer applies. If a girl told me she did not like me when we were 15, I would not even consider dating her when we were 20 or 25, even if she were flirting.
When a woman changes her mind, she expects the man can read her "obvious" signals that she has changed her mind... but it does not work that way - you have to SAY you changed your mind.
I also believe that the old adage is true for most people... that women marry men expecting them to change and men marry women expecting that they will not change (talking about habits, likes, dislikes, etc.)
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