The Injury

Sam · #1 03-12-2009, 07:17 AM

Subject: The injury

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers.

A lady stood and walked to the podium.

She said, "I have a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tom must have experienced."Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain.

We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation were unnerved and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.

"Now," she announced in a quavering voice,"thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."All the men sighed with relief.

The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.

He said, "I'm Tom."

The entire congregation held its breath.

"I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum ."

n david · #2 03-12-2009, 07:32 AM

Digging4Truth · #3 03-12-2009, 07:56 AM

LOL....

OnTheFritz · #4 03-12-2009, 08:38 AM

Awesome

TJJJ · #5 03-12-2009, 09:08 AM

I was cringing with the rest at the start of the story... the wire was too much!!!

Funny!!!!!!

Bwwwwaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhaaaaaa!

Fiyahstarter · #6 03-12-2009, 10:53 AM

Oh no you didn't just go there!!! LOL!

Margies3 · #7 03-12-2009, 11:30 AM

Oh heavens!! I HAVE to call my friend and read that story to her! She will bust up laughing out loud!!!

Good one, Sam!

rgcraig · #8 03-12-2009, 11:50 AM

I had to send the joke to a co-worker of mine. She did something similar to this just lately and we haven't let her forget it!

She confused the word Uvula with something else. Said her daughter's was all red and infected!

Margies3 · #9 03-12-2009, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by rgcraig

I had to send the joke to a co-worker of mine. She did something similar to this just lately and we haven't let her forget it!

She confused the word Uvula with something else. Said her daughter's was all red and infected!

OMGoodness!! That's too funny!

I was in McDonald's one day standing in line. This lady in front of me had a little girl about 3 years old. The little one kept lifting her dress and scratching her privates. Her mom told her to stop a couple of times and finally got a little stern about it the third time. The little girl looked up at her mom and just as seriously as I've ever heard a 3 year old talk, she said, "But Mom, my VAGINA itches!" Very loudly!!

I had to turn and walk away so the little girl wouldn't see me laughing at her.

MrsMcD · #10 03-12-2009, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Margies3

OMGoodness!! That's too funny!

I was in McDonald's one day standing in line. This lady in front of me had a little girl about 3 years old. The little one kept lifting her dress and scratching her privates. Her mom told her to stop a couple of times and finally got a little stern about it the third time. The little girl looked up at her mom and just as seriously as I've ever heard a 3 year old talk, she said, "But Mom, my VAGINA itches!" Very loudly!!

I had to turn and walk away so the little girl wouldn't see me laughing at her.