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11-21-2012, 07:19 PM
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Re: Pastor Blooper.
Well, I guess booger snot will be next.
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11-21-2012, 07:22 PM
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And I guess I can no longer talk about my crappie fishing.
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11-21-2012, 07:25 PM
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I am also trying to imagine Bro. Robbins polling the other people in the room about it. "What do you all think of the... I can't even repeat it ... the lesser f-word?"
Was it easier to demonstrate maybe?
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11-21-2012, 07:25 PM
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Re: Pastor Blooper.
The KJV says "piss" and calls a donkey an "ass". Modern translations have cleaned that up, yet the so-called "holiness" crowd condemn those modern translations and advocate for the use of the KJV.
Do any of you pastors say "piss" and "ass" from the pulpit? It's the word of God.
"One of my board members was being so stubborn about the new wallpaper in the foyer. He was just being an ass about it. But the Bible says "Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls". I'm the pastor and I say the new wallpaper stays. If you don't like it, then you can piss on the wall on your way out the door..."
... stuff like that.
Last edited by pelathais; 11-21-2012 at 07:27 PM.
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11-21-2012, 09:41 PM
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Re: Pastor Blooper.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Truthseeker
So when my wife ask me "did you fart?" she is cussing ?  |
according to him it is
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Apostolic is defined on AFF as:
- There is One God. This one God reveals Himself distinctly as Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
- The Son is God himself in a human form or "God manifested in the flesh" (1Tim 3:16)
- Every sinner must repent of their sins.
- That Jesus name baptism is the only biblical mode of water baptism.
- That the Holy Ghost is for today and is received by faith with the initial evidence of speaking in tongues.
- The saint will go on to strive to live a holy life, pleasing to God.
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11-22-2012, 12:33 AM
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Re: Pastor Blooper.
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Originally Posted by pelathais
The KJV says "piss" and calls a donkey an "ass". Modern translations have cleaned that up, yet the so-called "holiness" crowd condemn those modern translations and advocate for the use of the KJV.
Do any of you pastors say "piss" and "ass" from the pulpit? It's the word of God.
"One of my board members was being so stubborn about the new wallpaper in the foyer. He was just being an ass about it. But the Bible says "Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls". I'm the pastor and I say the new wallpaper stays. If you don't like it, then you can piss on the wall on your way out the door..."
... stuff like that.
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Pel,
It's good to hear your voice, my friend! Even if you ARE cussing all over the place! LOL!
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11-22-2012, 01:23 AM
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Re: Pastor Blooper.
Would it be ok if I changed the title to Pastor Pooper? 
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Let it be understood that Apostolic Friends Forum is an Apostolic Forum.
Apostolic is defined on AFF as:
- There is One God. This one God reveals Himself distinctly as Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
- The Son is God himself in a human form or "God manifested in the flesh" (1Tim 3:16)
- Every sinner must repent of their sins.
- That Jesus name baptism is the only biblical mode of water baptism.
- That the Holy Ghost is for today and is received by faith with the initial evidence of speaking in tongues.
- The saint will go on to strive to live a holy life, pleasing to God.
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11-22-2012, 09:08 AM
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Re: Pastor Blooper.
This is where "competitive holiness" leads, to where you look like a foolish prude.
The reason preachers go to camp meetings is to find out something new to preach against.
I had a pastor 40 years ago that went o his dentist and had his gold fillings removed,
Imagine how holy he could tell folks he was .
He was now so much holier than his preacher buddies that only preached against wedding rings.
Ignorance ....... nevermind
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