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01-22-2013, 02:15 PM
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Re: Late Night Calls w/ Jacob's Ladder
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Originally Posted by Michael Phelps
True Apostolics wouldn't change a light bulb - they would just pray for healing for the original light bulb.
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Only the "No New Light Bulb Unless God Wills It!" sect believes that. Most of us believe that God gave some of us the ability to actually MAKE new bulbs.
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01-22-2013, 05:48 PM
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Re: Late Night Calls w/ Jacob's Ladder
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Originally Posted by Jacob's Ladder
If it was an original Apostolic, it would only take one. But if it was one of AFF's apostolics, it would probably take the entire forum, because each one of them would have their own truth about how a light bulb should be installed.
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It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man. (Psalms 118:8)
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01-22-2013, 05:53 PM
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Re: Late Night Calls w/ Jacob's Ladder
TRUE Apostolics don't need no stinkin' light bulb. They already have all the Light they need.
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"Rest in the Lord, and wait patiently for Him...." -Psa. 37:7
Waiting for the Lord is easy... Waiting patiently? Not so much.
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01-22-2013, 06:01 PM
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Re: Late Night Calls w/ Jacob's Ladder
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Originally Posted by OneAccord
TRUE Apostolics don't need no stinkin' light bulb. They already have all the Light they need.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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01-23-2013, 05:33 AM
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Re: Late Night Calls w/ Jacob's Ladder
Phone lines are now open!
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01-23-2013, 08:32 AM
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crakjak
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Re: Late Night Calls w/ Jacob's Ladder
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Originally Posted by Jacob's Ladder
Phone lines are now open!
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Why do Apostolic preachers develope that deep voice, and that lean back and look one up and down, when greeting someone they haven't seen in awhile??? Then ask the question, where you going to church now??? Really strange, help me out.
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01-23-2013, 10:13 AM
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Re: Late Night Calls w/ Jacob's Ladder
Crakjak, you already know why.
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It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man. (Psalms 118:8)
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01-23-2013, 10:49 AM
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crakjak
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Re: Late Night Calls w/ Jacob's Ladder
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Originally Posted by AreYouReady?
Crakjak, you already know why.
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Heh, Heh!!! 
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01-23-2013, 01:23 PM
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Re: Late Night Calls w/ Jacob's Ladder
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Originally Posted by crakjak
Why do Apostolic preachers develope that deep voice.
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They think preachers are suppose to have a deep voice and perhaps they think a deep voice will be better heard. But I tell you that nothing beats a deeper voice other than an anointed voice!
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Originally Posted by crakjak
and that lean back and look one up and down, when greeting someone they haven't seen in awhile???
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They're wanting to see how you're dressing. In most cases your inner man is recognized by your outer appearance. Notice, I said in most cases, not all.
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Originally Posted by crakjak
Then ask the question, where you going to church now??? Really strange, help me out.
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They figure you need Jesus and been getting a fix else where. What the preacher don't know is that you're doing just fine at home drinking some of that Gin with coke.
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01-23-2013, 02:12 PM
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Re: Late Night Calls w/ Jacob's Ladder
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Originally Posted by Jacob's Ladder
Phone lines are now open!
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Why is it okay to judge a conservative but if a conservative judges someone they are called a Pharisee?
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