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02-01-2013, 09:35 AM
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Re: Signs of a Controlling Church<<<
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And of course your on a computer now. LOL
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02-01-2013, 09:42 AM
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Re: Signs of a Controlling Church<<<
Emma! Thank you!!
I never knew my coffee table was such a dangerous item, my car either. I'm selling my car right now, and I've just used my coffee table for kindling. No more sin in my house!
Now, I'm just going to steal a couple of the horses next door. Because as long as I'm part of the Amish Apostolics, I gotta have a horse, and no car. Stealing won't matter will it? A car is a much more sinful thing.
Whew. I sure am glad I've found the right way to heaven... finally. And those two stolen horses will sure help me get to town quicker than walking. Praise God though, I'm on my way to heaven.
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02-01-2013, 09:43 AM
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Re: Signs of a Controlling Church<<<
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Will you people please let me stick up for this Pastor...............good grief. I was just messing with BE.  |
 You can stick up for the pastor...I was gently reminding you that you were in error.!!!
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02-01-2013, 09:44 AM
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Re: Signs of a Controlling Church<<<
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You can stick up for the pastor...I was gently reminding you that you were in error.!!! |
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02-01-2013, 11:31 AM
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Re: Signs of a Controlling Church<<<
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I am assuming that is what he meant to say.
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No, I sure that is NOT what he meant to say. I can tell because he is wearing the wrong hat!
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02-01-2013, 11:32 AM
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Re: Signs of a Controlling Church<<<
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Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager
No one is saved outside the Apostolic Amish!
Amen Emma! We have our car up for sale, and are getting rid of the gossip table as we speak. thank you Emma, your words of wisdom are such a blessing!
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Sister, I am so excited! Now you just have to tie that brazen, hussy hair of yours into a neat and tidy bun and get your hair covered!
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02-01-2013, 11:32 AM
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Re: Signs of a Controlling Church<<<
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Are you joining us?
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02-01-2013, 11:33 AM
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Re: Signs of a Controlling Church<<<
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They certainly should be, insulting the Lord like that.
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02-01-2013, 11:33 AM
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Re: Signs of a Controlling Church<<<
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02-01-2013, 11:34 AM
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Re: Signs of a Controlling Church<<<
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Originally Posted by KeptByTheWord
Emma! Thank you!!
I never knew my coffee table was such a dangerous item, my car either. I'm selling my car right now, and I've just used my coffee table for kindling. No more sin in my house!
Now, I'm just going to steal a couple of the horses next door. Because as long as I'm part of the Amish Apostolics, I gotta have a horse, and no car. Stealing won't matter will it? A car is a much more sinful thing.
Whew. I sure am glad I've found the right way to heaven... finally. And those two stolen horses will sure help me get to town quicker than walking. Praise God though, I'm on my way to heaven.
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We are having a REVIVAL!  This is thrilling! Although stealing is not okay, even for horses. You will have to walk for the time being. Or call Amanah. She will give you a ride.
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