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Well, when the Lord and the Devil were dividing up the fish as fairly as possible, when they got to RevDww the Devil said, "What'll we do with him?
The Lord smiled and said, "Smell of 'im. If he is spoiled, you can have him."
The Devil smelled and said, "Yep, I guess I get to keep 'im."
So, the moral of this story is don't become as spoiled as RevDWW.
So, in the end...
RevDww, Dan the PCIer and TB went to the hot place way down there. In no time, TB was out and the Lord said, "Just how did you get out of there so fast?"
"No problem," said he. "I just paid off the devil and walked right out of there."
It wasn't too much longer, good ol' PCIer Dan came knocking on heaven's gate. "How did you get out of there, you liveral PCIer?" asked the Lord. "Why, no problem at all." said he. "I just borrowed the money paid the old man off and walked out."
The Lord looked at him kind of suspiciusly and said, "Well, where is RevDww?" "Oh HIM," replied Dan," the PCIer. "The last I saw of saw of him, he was running around looking for a cosigner."
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