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06-13-2017, 11:14 AM
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Re: "We Couldn't Play Marbles..."
Some folks just misunderstand sometimes. I knew of a man who once preached a whole sermon on the "sweet smelling Savior" misunderstanding the word "savor." Another gent spoke quite movingly about the "statues" of God misunderstanding the word "statute."
My six-year-old granddaughter made us all laugh last Sunday as she talked about someone being baptized. Instead of saying "baptized," she used the word "backwashed." Makes perfect sense to me!
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06-13-2017, 11:24 AM
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Re: "We Couldn't Play Marbles..."
BACKWASHED!!!!
ROFL!!!
I'm gonna find some way to use that term...
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06-13-2017, 05:36 PM
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Re: "We Couldn't Play Marbles..."
I'm sitting in my truck. Had a horrible day pouring mud (concrete) slab.
I was feeling worn out until I thought about some guy preaching a sweet smelling savior.
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06-13-2017, 05:36 PM
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Re: "We Couldn't Play Marbles..."
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Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa
I'm sitting in my truck. Had a horrible day pouring mud (concrete) slab.
I was feeling worn out until I thought about some guy preaching a sweet smelling savior. 
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06-13-2017, 08:41 PM
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Re: "We Couldn't Play Marbles..."
I know a pastor who preached on King David killing 200 Philistines and bringing back their foreskins. He loved Louis L'Amour books and wrongly thought foreskins were scalps. He mentioned these "scalps" more than once in his message. One preacher on the platform laughed so hard he almost feel out of his chair.
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The Bible is open to those that want Truth, and if they want Truth, they find Truth. They watch individuals squabble over Bible symbolism on the Internet, and leave the Message boards to enter into the real world where live people dwell, and they find Truth. The World Wide Web is full of Internet Ayatollahs who speak their mind. There is only one Truth, and it is not hidden. No matter what anyone says, Truth still converts the sincere.
-DD Benincasa, 12/06/03
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06-13-2017, 09:05 PM
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Yeshua is God
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Los Angeles
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Re: "We Couldn't Play Marbles..."
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Originally Posted by Jermyn Davidson
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No. That is the point of this thread. She knows NOW that scripture says MARVEL not but not sure if MARBLES are still allowed in her house.
Cards and dice are not. This was plainly stated.
I guess it is good to believe in something...
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Maybe they meant Marvel comics not.
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06-13-2017, 09:13 PM
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Yeshua is God
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Re: "We Couldn't Play Marbles..."
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Originally Posted by TK Burk
I know a pastor who preached on King David killing 200 Philistines and bringing back their foreskins. He loved Louis L'Amour books and wrongly thought foreskins were scalps. He mentioned these "scalps" more than once in his message. One preacher on the platform laughed so hard he almost feel out of his chair.
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Once a fervent but misguided Christian was trying to convert me to his doctrine, I made the mistake of explaining to him what circumcision really was, big mistake the guy was horrified and left my presence in total shock.
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06-13-2017, 11:13 PM
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"Gertie"
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Re: "We Couldn't Play Marbles..."
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Originally Posted by TK Burk
I know a pastor who preached on King David killing 200 Philistines and bringing back their foreskins. He loved Louis L'Amour books and wrongly thought foreskins were scalps. He mentioned these "scalps" more than once in his message. One preacher on the platform laughed so hard he almost feel out of his chair.
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Oh .... WOW !!
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06-14-2017, 07:26 AM
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Believe, Obey, Declare
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Re: "We Couldn't Play Marbles..."
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Originally Posted by FlamingZword
Once a fervent but misguided Christian was trying to convert me to his doctrine, I made the mistake of explaining to him what circumcision really was, big mistake the guy was horrified and left my presence in total shock. 
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LOL
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06-14-2017, 07:29 AM
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Re: "We Couldn't Play Marbles..."
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Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa
I'm sitting in my truck. Had a horrible day pouring mud (concrete) slab.
I was feeling worn out until I thought about some guy preaching a sweet smelling savior. 
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Dude, concrete is some hard work....I mean at first it's all slushy.
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