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Old 06-13-2017, 11:14 AM
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Re: "We Couldn't Play Marbles..."

Some folks just misunderstand sometimes. I knew of a man who once preached a whole sermon on the "sweet smelling Savior" misunderstanding the word "savor." Another gent spoke quite movingly about the "statues" of God misunderstanding the word "statute."

My six-year-old granddaughter made us all laugh last Sunday as she talked about someone being baptized. Instead of saying "baptized," she used the word "backwashed." Makes perfect sense to me!
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Old 06-13-2017, 11:24 AM
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BACKWASHED!!!!

ROFL!!!

I'm gonna find some way to use that term...
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I'm sitting in my truck. Had a horrible day pouring mud (concrete) slab.
I was feeling worn out until I thought about some guy preaching a sweet smelling savior.
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I'm sitting in my truck. Had a horrible day pouring mud (concrete) slab.
I was feeling worn out until I thought about some guy preaching a sweet smelling savior.
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I know a pastor who preached on King David killing 200 Philistines and bringing back their foreskins. He loved Louis L'Amour books and wrongly thought foreskins were scalps. He mentioned these "scalps" more than once in his message. One preacher on the platform laughed so hard he almost feel out of his chair.
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No. That is the point of this thread. She knows NOW that scripture says MARVEL not but not sure if MARBLES are still allowed in her house.

Cards and dice are not. This was plainly stated.

I guess it is good to believe in something...
Maybe they meant Marvel comics not.
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Old 06-13-2017, 09:13 PM
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I know a pastor who preached on King David killing 200 Philistines and bringing back their foreskins. He loved Louis L'Amour books and wrongly thought foreskins were scalps. He mentioned these "scalps" more than once in his message. One preacher on the platform laughed so hard he almost feel out of his chair.
Once a fervent but misguided Christian was trying to convert me to his doctrine, I made the mistake of explaining to him what circumcision really was, big mistake the guy was horrified and left my presence in total shock.
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I know a pastor who preached on King David killing 200 Philistines and bringing back their foreskins. He loved Louis L'Amour books and wrongly thought foreskins were scalps. He mentioned these "scalps" more than once in his message. One preacher on the platform laughed so hard he almost feel out of his chair.
Oh .... WOW !!
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Once a fervent but misguided Christian was trying to convert me to his doctrine, I made the mistake of explaining to him what circumcision really was, big mistake the guy was horrified and left my presence in total shock.

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Old 06-14-2017, 07:29 AM
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I'm sitting in my truck. Had a horrible day pouring mud (concrete) slab.
I was feeling worn out until I thought about some guy preaching a sweet smelling savior.

Dude, concrete is some hard work....I mean at first it's all slushy.
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