Well here goes...
Debit Card
(5) Credit Cards (Gas, Sears etc)
(11) Business Cards (Mostly preachers)
Drivers License
License with to remain un-named religious organization.

Pipes U-Pull-It Card
Albertsons Savings Card
Library Card
Aetna Insurance Card
HSA Credit Card
Kastle Card (gains entrance to a high rise in Houston)
Kinkos Card
Cigna Insurance Card
Blockbuster Card
Pictures of my kids
The room key (cardkey) slips from my past stays at a particular hotel during campmeeting (I keep them... I know... weird)
$1 coupon off my next purchase of any Bear Naked product. (For those whose minds wander... Bear Naked is a brand of natural snack products such as granola etc)
Now... How will ever get all this to go back in my wallet?