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07-21-2008, 01:24 PM
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Re: Signs Lady Coonskinner Should Look For
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Coonskinner tells his congregation....."I've got a new revelation! You really don't need to repent, be baptized in Jesus' name and receive the Holy Ghost to be in the bride."!
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Perhaps the raccoons had enough and launched an attack against coonskinner?
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07-21-2008, 01:25 PM
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Re: Signs Lady Coonskinner Should Look For
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Who is Felicity and why am I calling her Aunt?
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07-21-2008, 10:23 PM
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Re: Signs Lady Coonskinner Should Look For
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Perhaps the raccoons had enough and launched an attack against coonskinner?
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Wouldn't that actually be a "counter attack"?
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"I think some people love spiritual bondage just the way some people love physical bondage. It makes them feel secure. In the end though it is not healthy for the one who is lost over it or the one who is lives under the oppression even if by their own choice"
Titus2woman on AFF
"We did not wear uniforms. The lady workers dressed in the current fashions of the day, ...silks...satins...jewels or whatever they happened to possess. They were very smartly turned out, so that they made an impressive appearance on the streets where a large part of our work was conducted in the early years.
"It was not until long after, when former Holiness preachers had become part of us, that strict plainness of dress began to be taught.
"Although Entire Sanctification was preached at the beginning of the Movement, it was from a Wesleyan viewpoint, and had in it very little of the later Holiness Movement characteristics. Nothing was ever said about apparel, for everyone was so taken up with the Lord that mode of dress seemingly never occurred to any of us."
Quote from Ethel Goss (widow of 1st UPC Gen Supt. Howard Goss) book "The Winds of God"
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07-22-2008, 12:09 AM
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Re: Signs Lady Coonskinner Should Look For
Coonskinner starts quoting verses from the Book of James ...Kirk, followed quickly by the Book of John ...Connor, finally ending with scripture from the Book of Matthew ...Perry.
Coonskinner, whilst walking through the grocery isle, sneaks in a small box of tofu into the cart.
Coonskinner suddenly feels the need to call Las Alamos and speak to the leading particle researchers. He suddenly understands why the Higgs boson particle is so hard to find! It came to him in the night!
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07-22-2008, 07:02 AM
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Re: Signs Lady Coonskinner Should Look For
Coonskinner grows a goatee to be "relevant to his generation".
Coonskinner falls hard for soy milk Lattes during the day and chamomile tea at night.
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Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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07-22-2008, 08:29 AM
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Re: Signs Lady Coonskinner Should Look For
Buys colored lights and a fog machine for sunday services!!!  Luv ya CS!!! You da bomb!
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07-22-2008, 07:14 PM
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Re: Signs Lady Coonskinner Should Look For
These are great! I spoke to him on the telephone yesterday and told him as soon as he can he needs to check this thread out.
Sadly he didn't know who I was and kept asking for his "blankie". Finally LCS got him calmed down.
Those hits on the head are terrible.
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"I think some people love spiritual bondage just the way some people love physical bondage. It makes them feel secure. In the end though it is not healthy for the one who is lost over it or the one who is lives under the oppression even if by their own choice"
Titus2woman on AFF
"We did not wear uniforms. The lady workers dressed in the current fashions of the day, ...silks...satins...jewels or whatever they happened to possess. They were very smartly turned out, so that they made an impressive appearance on the streets where a large part of our work was conducted in the early years.
"It was not until long after, when former Holiness preachers had become part of us, that strict plainness of dress began to be taught.
"Although Entire Sanctification was preached at the beginning of the Movement, it was from a Wesleyan viewpoint, and had in it very little of the later Holiness Movement characteristics. Nothing was ever said about apparel, for everyone was so taken up with the Lord that mode of dress seemingly never occurred to any of us."
Quote from Ethel Goss (widow of 1st UPC Gen Supt. Howard Goss) book "The Winds of God"
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07-23-2008, 11:22 AM
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Re: Signs Lady Coonskinner Should Look For
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These are great! I spoke to him on the telephone yesterday and told him as soon as he can he needs to check this thread out.
Sadly he didn't know who I was and kept asking for his "blankie". Finally LCS got him calmed down.
Those hits on the head are terrible.
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I wonder if he knows that "big tree limb" reads "cast iron frying pan" in the Greek??
LC, your secret is safe with us!
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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07-23-2008, 11:28 AM
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Re: Signs Lady Coonskinner Should Look For
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Difficult moments, SEEK GOD.
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Painful moments, TRUST GOD.
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07-23-2008, 11:28 AM
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Re: Signs Lady Coonskinner Should Look For
He can't find the Coon's den.
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Difficult moments, SEEK GOD.
Quiet moments, WORSHIP GOD.
Painful moments, TRUST GOD.
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