No Thanks, I Will Stay Old Time Pentecost

[Joie]

Old Paths.... you might be old but I am not thinking it would be best to call you Paths...I am thinking of another word which is more appropriate!! teeheee

Ok, most of the time your posts make me think of the lady on the tv commercial for Nationwide Insurance. A young man pulls up beside she and her husband and yes, he pops the side of their car. The young man jumps out of his car saying...... I'm sorry, I'm sorry ! In the meantime the white haired woman gets out with her big white purse saying I'll make you feel sorry....she is supremely ticked off. She reels that purse and hits him over and over.... It is too funny and each time I see it, I almost howwwwwllll laughing. The fact is... it is even funnier when I imagine I am that woman poppin' you w/ that purse!!! roflroflroflrol For real! Your pious attitude and tone, yes tone, make me feel like I wanna be a "purse poppin" woman! roflroflrofl

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Joie

[Rico]

Sometimes I wonder if some of this judgmental "you're going to Hell" attitude is rooted in jealousy.

[rgcraig]

Sure evens things up when the cons are complaining about the libs, doesn't it?

[Elizabeth]

Originally Posted by Joie

Old Paths.... you might be old but I am not thinking it would be best to call you Paths...I am thinking of another word which is more appropriate!! teeheee

Ok, most of the time your posts make me think of the lady on the tv commercial for Nationwide Insurance. A young man pulls up beside she and her husband and yes, he pops the side of their car. The young man jumps out of his car saying...... I'm sorry, I'm sorry ! In the meantime the white haired woman gets out with her big white purse saying I'll make you feel sorry....she is supremely ticked off. She reels that purse and hits him over and over.... It is too funny and each time I see it, I almost howwwwwllll laughing. The fact is... it is even funnier when I imagine I am that woman poppin' you w/ that purse!!! roflroflroflrol For real! Your pious attitude and tone, yes tone, make me feel like I wanna be a "purse poppin" woman! roflroflrofl

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Joie

I can't believe you said this!!!!

[Sister Alvear]

Everytime I read stuff like this it reminds me of a JW friend I have...She was telling me about being out witnessing and an Assembly of God lady jumped on her about her short hair...(She happened to know the fame to this AOG lady) and she looked at her and said "your long dress matches your long tongue..." lol...
I have never fotgotten that...It happened maybe 15 years ago.

[Sister Alvear]

A Christ like spirit never sits around condemning but reaches out to others in love, hope and compassion...A rare thing in many Pentecostal circles.

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by Jeanie

I can't believe you said this!!!!

I'm glad she did!

[Sister Alvear]

So we must strive to be like Christ...made into His image...easy said rarely obeyed.

[Light]

OLD Path You refuse to address the questions I put to you so I guess it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you wear a white long sleeve shirt. Have no facial hair.
You can yoke yourself to any old dog that walks as long as he doesn't call himself trinity.

Is that a fair assessment??

[Lucy Van Pelt]

Sister Joie you're mine kind of girl!

Love swinging that purse.

How about this little poem.

Shocked in Heaven

I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor.

But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made me sputter and gasp--
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alcoholics and the trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
Who never said anything nice.

Herb, who I always thought
Was rotting away in hell,
Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
Looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake.

"And why's everyone so quiet,
So somber - give me a clue."
"Hush, child," He said, "they're all in shock.
No one thought they'd be seeing you."