Church Today Was Interesting

[Scott Hutchinson]

Bro.Ron I'm glad you did well with your message, at my church it's the senior citizens that have the gas attacks.

[Sam]

The problem is that when you pass gas in church, you have to sit in your own pew.

Since I've sunk this low, I'll add something else.

An elderly couple were sitting together in church.
She leaned over to him and whispered, "I just passed gas silently. What should I do?"
He leaned over to her and said, "Get a hearing aid."

[Esther]

Originally Posted by Sam

The problem is that when you pass gas in church, you have to sit in your own pew.

Since I've sunk this low, I'll add something else.

An elderly couple were sitting together in church.
She leaned over to him and whispered, "I just passed gas silently. What should I do?"
He leaned over to her and said, "Get a hearing aid."

lol Oh my!!!!!!!!!

[Ron]

Originally Posted by Sam

The problem is that when you pass gas in church, you have to sit in your own pew.

Since I've sunk this low, I'll add something else.

An elderly couple were sitting together in church.
She leaned over to him and whispered, "I just passed gas silently. What should I do?"
He leaned over to her and said, "Get a hearing aid."

[Ron]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

He's YOUR son!!!!

Last time I looked he was.

[Ron]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

So your pastor passed gas?

There ya go, reading stuff that ain't there.