If Peter and Paul Visited General Conference

[Justin]

Originally Posted by Praxeas

How come some of those women have short hair and wear pants...oh wait, those are men without beards!

LOL!

[Praxeas]

Paul to Peter "Knowest thou not what these doth sayeth? I knoweth not the sound of the voice!"

Peter to Paul "Surely they too speaketh in King James english only liketh us?"

[Jermyn Davidson]

First of all, we'd need translators for them, but somehow, when the Spirit of the Lord starts to move, I think they won't need translators for those moments.

I think they would be AMAZED and they will GLORIFY GOD that the same Jesus they preached was still being preached today, with power and authority!

They would be proud!!!

They would feel compelled to shave for the sake of unity-- and they wouldn't complain about it.

[Praxeas]

"Peter! Why do you think that preacher keeps kissing that fuzzy stick he holds in his hand??"

[Justin]

Originally Posted by Praxeas

"Peter! Why do you think that preacher keeps kissing that fuzzy stick he holds in his hand??"

Took me a minute to figure out what you were talking about.

[Praxeas]

"do you think those guys up there ever fast?"

[pentecostalguy]

Originally Posted by Jermyn Davidson

First of all, we'd need translators for them, but somehow, when the Spirit of the Lord starts to move, I think they won't need translators for those moments.

I think they would be AMAZED and they will GLORIFY GOD that the same Jesus they preached was still being preached today, with power and authority!

They would be proud!!!

They would feel compelled to shave for the sake of unity-- and they wouldn't complain about it.

Amen to that! That's the first good I have read in this thread. Maybe we should start to consider What would they say or think if they read some of things being written on here?

[Innocuous]

Originally Posted by Edward Anglin

Peter: "This place reminds me of the Coliseum."

And the lions wear suits!

[Apprehended]

Originally Posted by Edward Anglin

Can you imagine if Peter and Paul visited a General Conference nowadays?

I can just imagine some of their comments!


"They don't even wear robes!"

"Look how form-fitting those suits are!"

"What's up with all of the screaming?"

"Their women aren't "silent" enough."

"Nobody offered to wash our feet."

They would not be granted admittance into the auditorium to hear their own words preached. I'm sure that they would not have that much money with them.

I have purposed that I will never go again since they have started charging a door fee. At every G.C. I would usually end up giving and spending anywhere from three hundred dollars to a thousand...even more on one or two occassions.

Peter, Paul and I would not be paying at the door or anywhere else for the show.

[HeavenlyOne]

Peter, why do women wear birds in their hair? Did I write that?

Paul, what you said was, in addition to wearing no jewelry, they shouldn't BRAID their hair, nor should they wear clothing. It seems they are reading only what they want to see...