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09-03-2009, 02:20 PM
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People I Can Do Without!
Okay, gotta hand it to Deacon Blues again - - he's just so creative!
Let's make this thread a continuation of his FB post. Come up with your own funnies!!
People I can do without:
altar workers w bad breath
clean shaven panhandlers in a polo shirt & Bermuda shorts
airport security who greet you w "Allah Akbar!"
butchers with flies on their bloody aprons
any young man who one day will ask me to date my daughter
the man who wrote the ad jingle for the "Good Feet Store"
people with fish magnets on their vehicle who cut you off in traffic
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09-03-2009, 02:22 PM
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Re: People I Can Do Without!
Someone dressed better than me with designer everything on paying for their groceries with food stamps, then get in their Escalade!
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09-03-2009, 02:58 PM
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Re: People I Can Do Without!
More of Deacon's:
a waitress w an open sore on her hand
women who say "Hello!" & wink at the same time
men who leave their shirt unbuttoned revealing tufts of chest hair
people who tell me their local community is the "_____ ...Capital of the World"
400 lb preachers who rail on ppl about self denial
anyone who seriously calls me "doc"
Caucasian ppl who order their food in Spanish at a Tex-Mex restaurant
an airline pilot wearing 2 different shoes
a brain surgeon w "Born to Lose" tattoo on his hand
a man in a hospital gown directing traffic
a dentist w blood in his hair
a 55 year old man who says "Wassup?"
ppl who know the 3rd verse to "When Johnny Comes Marching Home"
any lawyer who refers to the police as "the federales"
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09-03-2009, 02:59 PM
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Wouldn't Take Nothin' For My Journey Now!
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Re: People I Can Do Without!
People who can tell you all about marriage and have never been married!
People who can tell you all about raising children and have never had one child!
People who can tell you all about them Pentecostals but have never darkened a
Pentecostal/Apostolic church door!
Also people who can tell you all about any place, or any experience, when they
themselves have never been there.
Hugs,
Falla39
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09-03-2009, 03:05 PM
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Re: People I Can Do Without!
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Originally Posted by Falla39
People who can tell you all about marriage and have never been married!
People who can tell you all about raising children and have never had one child!
People who can tell you all about them Pentecostals but have never darkened a
Pentecostal/Apostolic church door!
Also people who can tell you all about any place, or any experience, when they
themselves have never been there.
Hugs,
Falla39
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Good ones! 
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09-03-2009, 03:05 PM
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Honorary Admin
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Re: People I Can Do Without!
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Originally Posted by Falla39
People who can tell you all about marriage and have never been married!
People who can tell you all about raising children and have never had one child!
People who can tell you all about them Pentecostals but have never darkened a
Pentecostal/Apostolic church door!
Also people who can tell you all about any place, or any experience, when they
themselves have never been there.
Hugs,
Falla39
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such as the skinny people (who've never been fat) I have known to tell fat people how to lose weight.  Nah, don't work 
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09-03-2009, 03:06 PM
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Re: People I Can Do Without!
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Originally Posted by ForeverBlessed
such as the skinny people I have known to tell fat people how to lose weight. Nah, don't work |
Or worse - - fat people that tell you how to lose weight!
Last edited by rgcraig; 09-03-2009 at 03:14 PM.
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09-03-2009, 03:55 PM
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Sister Alvear
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Re: People I Can Do Without!
People that have an holier than thou attitude...
people that come to the mission field and tell you how to be a missionary...
people that run down others...
shall I continue...
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09-03-2009, 04:10 PM
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Love God, Love Your Neighbor
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Re: People I Can Do Without!
People who don't yet have teenagers judging parents of teenagers.
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09-03-2009, 04:13 PM
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Re: People I Can Do Without!
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Originally Posted by *AQuietPlace*
People who don't yet have teenagers judging parents of teenagers.
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