Re: THE remains of Noah's Ark have been discovered
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Originally Posted by NotforSale
Maybe they'll find some of those "Seeds"! Noah grew some pretty good stuff after he landed! A little Grog after shoveling all that DUNG!
There's nothing quite so enjoyable as shoveling petrified elephant dung.
So what about it, NFS, are you now completely convinced now that we have this certified, documented, undeniable discovery from "Evangelical Explorers"?
Re: THE remains of Noah's Ark have been discovered
I can't speak for this "discovery"... but one day there will be a grand discovery. One day the trumpet shall sound and the elect will be gathered together. The dead in Christ shall rise first and we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the heavens. In that hour all of our steel girdered skyscrapers and our concrete highway overpasses will sway and buckle in the hot wake of the wrath of God. The entire world will behold HIM and nothing shall be spared his indignation. The angels of heaven will be gathered together and feast on the flesh of the wicked, and their bones shall bleach white by the power of the Son’s glory. In that day all that the Bible said will be validated before a scoffing and unbelieving world. But the righteous shall shine forth as the stars of heaven.
Today the harvest of the earth is ripe. As we speak the Son of Man is upon the clouds, with his sickle in his hands - and the earth is being reaped. The obedient are being gathered by the Spirit of God into the barn. And there is an angel who also has his sickle among us. He is gathering the clusters of the wicked and unbelieving into the winepress of the wrath of God. This spiritual harvest is taking place all around us and still so many are oblivious.
These are the grand discoveries that await the human race.
Re: THE remains of Noah's Ark have been discovered
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Originally Posted by notofworks
There's nothing quite so enjoyable as shoveling petrified elephant dung.
So what about it, NFS, are you now completely convinced now that we have this certified, documented, undeniable discovery from "Evangelical Explorers"?
Waaaaaaiiiit a minute.....I thought "Carbon Dating" was no good? I read an anti-evolution book once that invalidated carbon dating because they had carbon dated some plastic trash cans at thousands of years old. Yet they're claiming in this article they used carbon dating? I'm confused.
Re: THE remains of Noah's Ark have been discovered
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Originally Posted by notofworks
Waaaaaaiiiit a minute.....I thought "Carbon Dating" was no good? I read an anti-evolution book once that invalidated carbon dating because they had carbon dated some plastic trash cans at thousands of years old. Yet they're claiming in this article they used carbon dating? I'm confused.
Ya, I thought the same thing. Morris and Humphries never listen to "humanistic" scientists until these same scientists discoveries are needed for evidence to one of THEIR own Rube Goldberg-like theories.