AFF is currently recruiting for (
S.P.A.M.)
Spin doctors,
Prooftexters and
Magicians. Vacancies exist for posters expressing peripheral interpretations and exceptionally ambitious exegeses on passages of the Bible. Competitive candidates will express proficiency in softwares such Prooftext
Pro 3, Doctrine Creator Plus, and Houdini-Think Professional. Please send all e-registrations to admins for consideration.
These wanted ads are due to a lack of participation from
S.P.A.M.s. Lately, AFF’s “inbox” has been unbalanced with honest inquiry, healthy debate, and friendly disagreement. AFF needs
S.P.A.M.s to bring balance to the forum.
If AFF members will be so kind as to help me with the qualifiers…we need…
Spin doctors with spin skills so wicked, you can convince an audience to wish for Job’s suffering over Solomon’s wisdom because “the endgame is what really counts.”