
10-18-2012, 03:33 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Texas
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Re: Attn Admin Immediate
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Originally Posted by AreYouReady?
...and Brother Been Thin King, you are awesome for loving your wife for 50 years and thinking she is the most beautiful, sexual and a fabulous cook!
But I only have one problem with you...you chose to tell us that she walks her treadmill and won't reveal if you walk the plank or not? 
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AreYouReady, I do have a problem with her now and then. Got this in an email from her the other day.........
An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening.
She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as:
Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.
While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend leaned over to her hostess to say, “I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all those loving names.”
The elderly lady hung her head, “I have to tell you the truth,” she said. “His name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky old guy what his name is.”
What'a you think?
Been Thinkin
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