This is all silly nonsense
If you are going to follow the law from Deuteronomy then you have to follow it all, not just one single verse you happen to like.
If
Deuteronomy 22:5 is to be followed so is also the rest of Deuteronomy from 22:6 to 22:30, that includes such things as
8 When you build a new house, make a parapet around your roof
9 Do not plant two kinds of seed in your vineyard;
11 Do not wear clothes of wool and linen woven together.
12 Make tassels on the four corners of the cloak you wear.
22 If a man is found sleeping with another man’s wife, both the man who slept with her and the woman must die.
28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver
Of course we also need to go on to Deuteronomy chapter 23 all the way to chapter 34, and of course let us not forget from chapter 1 to chapter 21