Needed - A Progressive Apostolic Youth Pastor

[Steve Epley]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

Well............. Praise The Lord Everybody!!!!!!!!!
I said - Praise The Lord Everybody!!!!!!!!!!
I want you to know that I sent my seed off to Reverend Peter Popoff and got me some of that Miracle Healing Water from Chernobyl, Russia that that boy drank after the nuclear disaster and he stayed sane and was not retarded and I drank some of it and rubbed Apostle Don Stewart's Green Prosperity Handkerchief on my head and then got some Blood of Jesus Holy Oil and Wine Oil from Reverend La-Roy (as he likes to pronounce Leroy) Jenkins and I tell you IT HEP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have decided to BAPTIZE BY IMMERSION In the name of Jesus Only and to spend at least ONE HOUR before I baptize anybody - convincing them that Jesus didn't really mean what He said and that the Catholics changed the Bible and Matthew 28:19 might not have even been in the original text and that when you are baptized into the titles - your actually taking on the Mark of the Beast and 666 is stamped into your forehead (mind/brain) and your are doomed for all eternity and you are of the serpent seed if you are not baptized into my pool! I am sure they will be LINED UP to get in my tank!

Glory! Now - I feel better! I am thinking of traveling out to Miracle Valley and standing on AA Allen's grave and trying to get ahold of some of the old ties he wore and pieces of the old tent and some saw dusts and get baptized again out there so I can stop being so MEAN and HATEFUL!
I mean - I stayed up ALL NIGHT - worried about what my web master DID NOT PUT ON MY WEB SITE!!!!!!!!!!!! My web master told me that I have THREE messages on there on WATER BAPTISM and then get accused of baptizing people in the trinity. No offense meant!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y'all Pray Fer me!

WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG???????????????

You forgot a piece of Terrell's shirt and the prayercloth that EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Duncan placed in the footprints of God and the RED string from Faye A. Spenser from loooooooooooooooong Beach California, the white robe from the little flock of Mt. Zion from Palmdale,
and remember the prophet from Baltimore, Md. he would give you are word if not prophet Jimmy Morgan wold certainly have a word for you for a faith offering of $777.77.