Dear Rhoni: I'm Being Harassed and Bullied by an AFF pos[t]er

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Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea

Hello Fight Fans .... this is Howie Cosell on the AFF Sports Network.

This is promising to be an epic, but decisive, battle between the aging, under-sized veteran Carp Magillicutty and the champ, Big Papi Alicea.

We're still in the early rounds .... but the judges' score cards still have the current reigning heavyweight campeon on top.

In round one ...

McGillicutty threw the first glancing blow of the bout below the belt .... stunning our hero, Big Papi; but the Champ showed considerable amount of poise by throwing a skillful flurry of jabs and combinations ....

Carp's trainer, Jekyll, threw a water bottle at BP from the McGillicutty corner... but the BP's inate peripheral vision and dexterity helped him evade the plastic projectile.

A frustrated McGillicutty, then resorted to talking smack, but a thumping left hook landed flush on his temple, quieting him .... BP retorted, "That's my sister, Mick".

.... McGillicutty went flying into the ropes but was able to keep his footing, barely....


In Round 2 ...

Carp ... bucked up and challenged BP by motioning wildly before the bell ... then thowing out a flailing, wristy thread entitled "Let's Bury It" ... The aforementioned thread got little respect w/ an anemic 3 pages, 24 posts and about 500 views ....

A tickled BP smirked and retaliated with a devastating haymaker, last night, in this popular thread. Fight fans rose to their feet .... Right now it appears ... Carp is dazed.

bzzzz..... bump