Buddy I can tell you stories that would either curl your hair or straighten it or even better curl straighten and then make it all fall OUT! Oh wait...Curl it straighten it curl it again make it all fall out and then grow right back in again!
Its a wonder I'm still Apostolic! (Well I love Jesus thats the only thing that keeps me going) I have tons of stories to tell and have only begun to tell them! And each one is more entertaining than the last!
Somebody already beat you to the hair falling out deal. I'm just a few years from having to surrender and go Pastor Poster. I'm still Apostolic because fortunately those wild stories are not really prevalent, however they can be entertaining.
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