OH!!! Snap now. I'm not sure you'll ever actually make it past the ushers to a pew, Rhoni.
Seeing that we are an actual church who does extensive outreach and looks for the unchurched to attend (I think there's a Commission about that somewhere, apparently it's considered Great by some), you will likely see a bit more than red in the pews.
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