You might be Apostolic if . . .
You and all the girls you know own thirteen pairs of black shoes, eight black skirts, and five denim skirts.
Everything in your bathroom is coated in hair and hairspray.
You can quote your pastor better than you can quote scripture.
You suspect that Sis. Bessie who sits on the pew in front of you dyes her hair.
You’ve ever told a non-Apostolic Christian that you were praying for God to lead him/her into all truth.
It’s just not a good service if you didn’t run the aisles at least once or twice.
You’ve been told that your sideburns are too long.
Someone's testimony made you blush.
You can remember a time when poofs and bows were in style -- and the bigger the better!
The Apostolic church across town is either “too strict” or “too liberal,” but yours is just right.
You're a Democrat and most of your church people think you need to pray through over that.
The service lasts shorter than the time you took to fix your hair for it.
You speak in tongues on a roller coaster.
Your pastor wears a shirt and tie to the church picnic.
Your skirt length and hair length are the same.
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