Coworker Spat

ILG · #1 10-25-2011, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Even taking the lemon on the side... Picture them in the kitchen, cutting the lemons, grabbing a handful and throwing them in a bowl.

What if they pick their nose as well? I mean, who knows?! That's just nasty.

They might pick your nose and wipe it on your burger!

Pressing-On · #2 10-25-2011, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ILG

They might pick your nose and wipe it on your burger!

No, not happenin'. You know how it goes - You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' nose.

ILG · #3 10-26-2011, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On

No, not happenin'. You know how it goes - You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' nose.

PO, can I pick your nose? (Eww, I kind of grossed out just asking the question!)

LOL! I didn't realize I wrote they can pick YOUR nose.

Nobody has ever picked my nose, especially in a restaurant (except maybe my mother when I was a baby.)

Pressing-On · #4 10-26-2011, 10:16 AM

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PO, can I pick your nose? (Eww, I kind of grossed out just asking the question!)

LOL! I didn't realize I wrote they can pick YOUR nose.

Nobody has ever picked my nose, especially in a restaurant (except maybe my mother when I was a baby.)

NO!!!! You can't pick YOUR friend's nose! You can only pick your own!!!

"You can pick your friend, and you can pick your nose, but you CAN'T pick YOUR friend's nose"

Back to the keyboard and the Lysol. Every time she touches it, you need to do this,

and then spray the keyboard. Make sure the eyeballs are really huge before you very s l o w l y open your mouth.

ILG · #5 10-26-2011, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On

NO!!!! You can't pick YOUR friend's nose! You can only pick your own!!!

"You can pick your friend, and you can pick your nose, but you CAN'T pick YOUR friend's nose"

Back to the keyboard and the Lysol. Every time she touches it, you need to do this,

and then spray the keyboard. Make sure the eyeballs are really huge before you very s l o w l y open your mouth.

LOL! Tempting, but that would make me look just plain stupid.

It would make me feel good though.

I promise I won't pick your nose in public. Er. Ever.

Actually, I have a coworker whose breath is really, really bad. I have trouble standing and talking to her and I usually have to take a step backwards. I do wash the phone receiver after she uses it because it is really, really bad. She would be mortified if she knew this though.

Pressing-On · #6 10-26-2011, 11:39 AM

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LOL! Tempting, but that would make me look just plain stupid.

It would make me feel good though.

Yea, it probably would make you look stupid. I forgot that life is not actually a movie reel. Some people may not get it.

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I promise I won't pick your nose in public. Er. Ever.

Thanks, that is very comforting.

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Actually, I have a coworker whose breath is really, really bad. I have trouble standing and talking to her and I usually have to take a step backwards. I do wash the phone receiver after she uses it because it is really, really bad. She would be mortified if she knew this though.

That's bad. Okay, movie reel - She walks up, you are holding a clip board, - "Woah!!!!!!!!!", you exclaim, as you step back and hold it between you. She doesn't notice. Funny in a movie, not so funny in real life.

ILG · #7 10-26-2011, 11:54 AM

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Yea, it probably would make you look stupid. I forgot that life is not actually a movie reel. Some people may not get it.

Thanks, that is very comforting.

That's bad. Okay, movie reel - She walks up, you are holding a clip board, - "Woah!!!!!!!!!", you exclaim, as you step back and hold it between you. She doesn't notice. Funny in a movie, not so funny in real life.

Here's one for you.