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Old 02-27-2012, 11:12 AM
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Shocking part is that our dignified Ms Titus spends her free time inseminating and castrating hogs... LOL!


BTW Ms Titus... if you would simply not castrate one...
A good wife who can castrate pigs, goats, and bull calves- helps a husband keep his eyes where they belong
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Old 02-27-2012, 11:18 AM
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A good wife who can castrate pigs, goats, and bull calves- helps a husband keep his eyes where they belong






You, Ms. Titus Mastitis (per Hoovie, can't get that out of my head now.. Lol) are one amazing woman!!!!
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Old 02-27-2012, 12:41 PM
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A good wife who can castrate pigs, goats, and bull calves- helps a husband keep his eyes where they belong
Ms Mastitis, aka Cruella de Vil.
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Ms Mastitis, aka Cruella de Vil.
So untrue... the hormones in male animals make them taste terrible and they are often useless as food... They also can be a huge problem to manage, jumping fences and even attacking people. And they will beat the snot out of each other... So around here it's one bull, one buck, one boar... everybody else has their 'extra' parts removed.
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So untrue... the hormones in male animals make them taste terrible and they are often useless as food... They also can be a huge problem to manage, jumping fences and even attacking people. And they will beat the snot out of each other... So around here it's one bull, one buck, one boar... everybody else has their 'extra' parts removed.
Which is why I got snipped instead of my wife.

Now I am calm, peaceful and generally stay in the yard.
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Ms Titus, is that a campgrounds I see in the background of your photo?
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Ms Titus, is that a campgrounds I see in the background of your photo?
No, my next door neighbor is a 'cowboy church. They are on the adjacent 60 acres... For those of you not familiar it is a ministry to those in the rodeo lifestyle. They rodeo on Saturday nights and have church on Sunday... the rest of the time no one is there but the bulls and the horses... They pack the place on rodeo nights which are all the cars lined up in the background through the trees... I think Cowboy Church is a Texas thing... dunno... does anyone else have it?
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No, my next door neighbor is a 'cowboy church. They are on the adjacent 60 acres... For those of you not familiar it is a ministry to those in the rodeo lifestyle. They rodeo on Saturday nights and have church on Sunday... the rest of the time no one is there but the bulls and the horses... They pack the place on rodeo nights which are all the cars lined up in the background through the trees... I think Cowboy Church is a Texas thing... dunno... does anyone else have it?
Is that the one in Quitman?
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Which is why I got snipped instead of my wife.

Now I am calm, peaceful and generally stay in the yard.
Don't be surprised if you feel the urge to fiddle when your city burns... Take ease, eat, drink be merry!
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