Why I haven't been here very much lately...

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by Titus2woman

Oh my... we have this exact same war! My hubby will actually pile the trash up the wall... under the guise of it being in the lifted bag. And when he does take out the trash it is ONLY the kitchen trash... I am the ONLY one who ever empties other waste baskets. What stinkers!

Am I right to assume that what he will probably do is pack the trash down further into the container making it harder for me to get it out? I know that's what he's going to do.

[Pressing-On]

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[Bella1]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Am I right to assume that what he will probably do is pack the trash down further into the container making it harder for me to get it out? I know that's what he's going to do.

My son will JAM the trash all the way in the container, until I can't even get it out. I had to call him to come over the other day to help me pull it out. (he lives with his grandparents. AND he is 19) I did laugh about it, but I also told him if he ever did that again, I was going to horse whip him. I still do not know what he had thrown away to pack it so tightly and to make it so heavy.

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by Bella1

My son will JAM the trash all the way in the container, until I can't even get it out. I had to call him to come over the other day to help me pull it out. (he lives with his grandparents. AND he is 19) I did laugh about it, but I also told him if he ever did that again, I was going to horse whip him. I still do not know what he had thrown away to pack it so tightly and to make it so heavy.

That's what is going to really tick me off, if I have to sit on the floor pulling the bag out of the trash can.

But, horse whip sounds good. Naw, he'd probably like it.

[Bella1]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

That's what is going to really tick me off, if I have to sit on the floor pulling the bag out of the trash can.

But, horse whip sounds good. Naw, he'd probably like it.

I was SO mad though. The big trash container is RIGHT in the garage. Just take the full trash bag and put it in the Big Blue Container. THEN put another liner in the small container. UGH! Boys will be boys. (BTW...his dad did/does the same exact thing)

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by Bella1

I was SO mad though. The big trash container is RIGHT in the garage. Just take the full trash bag and put it in the Big Blue Container. THEN put another liner in the small container. UGH! Boys will be boys. (BTW...his dad did/does the same exact thing)

I know! Why can't they do that! AND the other day, I didn't have a liner in the container and he proceeds to throw trash in my clean container!

I said, "Well, it looks like I am the only person in the house that knows where the trash liners are located." He just laughed. But, it's because they take advantage of us!

So, I was thinking of getting a maid costume. Naw, he'd like that too.

[Titus2woman]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

I know! Why can't they do that! AND the other day, I didn't have a liner in the container and he proceeds to throw trash in my clean container!

I said, "Well, it looks like I am the only person in the house that knows where the trash liners are located." He just laughed. But, it's because they take advantage of us!

So, I was thinking of getting a maid costume. Naw, he'd like that too.

If you wear the 'right' maid costume... He'll take out the trash!

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by Titus2woman

I have actually caught Don with his boot clad foot acting as an amature trash compactor.

Oh my gosh, no way!!!!

Originally Posted by Titus2woman

If you wear the 'right' maid costume... He'll take out the trash!

I have a better idea. I will hold up the costume, smile sweetly and say, "If you take out the trash, I'll put this on tonight."

When he DOES what I asked because, he will, I'll hold up the costume and say, "Too bad. You should have stopped doing that years ago."

THEN I'll set the bottom of the costume on fire, open the back door and throw it on the lawn.

Gotcha back, baby!!!!

[BeenThinkin]

Originally Posted by Titus2woman

If you wear the 'right' maid costume... He'll take out the trash!

I took out the trash last night, without pressing it down, without being asked, and I don't know what happened to the "right maid costume!" And...... I put another bag in the can, (although I did consider not doing that!), but I remembered what you lovely ladies had posted here about that horrible sin!

Come to think of it, she didn't even acknowledge I had taken it out!!!!! Ain't gonna do it next time!

I don't know what got in to me today. I emptied the trash last night, did dishes today, (Okay! I emptied the dishwasher!), sprayed for roaches, watered her plants and cleaned the air conditioner unit outside. Also took a shower outside! Didn't plan on it. Turned the water on outside not realizing the sprinkler was lying right beside me, pointed directly toward me. Do you know how long it takes to turn the water off? Too long! Well, so much for my heroics!

Been Thinkin

[Margies3]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

I know! Why can't they do that! AND the other day, I didn't have a liner in the container and he proceeds to throw trash in my clean container!

I said, "Well, it looks like I am the only person in the house that knows where the trash liners are located." He just laughed. But, it's because they take advantage of us!

So, I was thinking of getting a maid costume. Naw, he'd like that too.

If I tried that, this is what Walt would do:

:l affatu

One time, his sister asked us to babysit her sons so they could celebrate their anniversary. Then she put together a "special outfit" for the night. She made a little nightie out of fun fur, some pantyhose with the seam up the back and some high high heels. Mind you, she is a good size woman. So when I told Walt what her plans were for the evening, he almost fell out of bed laughing so hard he was crying!!

So you can see why I say what I say about the maid costume. LOL