Late Night Calls w/ Jacob's Ladder

Jacob's Ladder · #1 01-23-2013, 05:33 AM

Phone lines are now open!

crakjak · #2 01-23-2013, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Jacob's Ladder

Phone lines are now open!

Why do Apostolic preachers develope that deep voice, and that lean back and look one up and down, when greeting someone they haven't seen in awhile??? Then ask the question, where you going to church now??? Really strange, help me out.

Jacob's Ladder · #3 01-23-2013, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by crakjak

Why do Apostolic preachers develope that deep voice.

They think preachers are suppose to have a deep voice and perhaps they think a deep voice will be better heard. But I tell you that nothing beats a deeper voice other than an anointed voice!

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and that lean back and look one up and down, when greeting someone they haven't seen in awhile???

They're wanting to see how you're dressing. In most cases your inner man is recognized by your outer appearance. Notice, I said in most cases, not all.

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Then ask the question, where you going to church now??? Really strange, help me out.

They figure you need Jesus and been getting a fix else where. What the preacher don't know is that you're doing just fine at home drinking some of that Gin with coke.