Signs of a Controlling Church<<<

[RandyWayne]

Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager

My church says we are the only true church. Of course we baptize in Jesus name and are filled with the holy ghost evidenced by speaking in tongues as we are the Apostolic Amish. But if you drive a car and have a flush toilet and a coffee table, which people gossip over, you are certainly going to hell in a handbasket.

And of course your on a computer now. LOL

[Emma Bontrager]

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

And of course your on a computer now. LOL

I don't own this computer. I just borrow it for evangelical purposes.

[Michael Phelps]

Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager

I don't own this computer. I just borrow it for evangelical purposes.

I would think that associating with people sinful enough to own computers would be against the teachings of your church.

[Emma Bontrager]

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps

I would think that associating with people sinful enough to own computers would be against the teachings of your church.

It is unless I am trying to convert them. I am trying to convert you. So it's okay.

[Michael Phelps]

Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager

It is unless I am trying to convert them. I am trying to convert you. So it's okay.

Ah, I gotcha. So, give me your sales pitch. Why should I join your church?

[Emma Bontrager]

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps

Ah, I gotcha. So, give me your sales pitch. Why should I join your church?

Because you want to be saved, don't you? (duh)

[Michael Phelps]

Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager

Because you want to be saved, don't you? (duh)

Wow, that is the most intelligent, logical, and fact based presentation on joining a church I've ever been privileged to hear! Where do I sign?????????

[deafdriscoll]

Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager

Because you want to be saved, don't you? (duh)

I am saved

[Peacemaker]

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

And of course your on a computer now. LOL

[Emma Bontrager]

Originally Posted by Peacemaker

duh