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Old 01-31-2013, 03:10 PM
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When was the last time you saw an Amish buggy in a strip club parking lot?
Well, this is a trick question. If I answered you, it would indicate that I, myself, were actually in a strip club parking lot to witness such an event......and being that I've not been in a strip club parking lot, I cannot answer the question from first hand knowledge.

However, knowing that an Amish buggy has wheels, and can travel on the same roads as an automobile, I can definitively say without equivocation that an Amish buggy COULD travel to a strip club.
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:11 PM
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Well, this is a trick question. If I answered you, it would indicate that I, myself, were actually in a strip club parking lot to witness such an event......and being that I've not been in a strip club parking lot, I cannot answer the question from first hand knowledge.

However, knowing that an Amish buggy has wheels, and can travel on the same roads as an automobile, I can definitively say without equivocation that an Amish buggy COULD travel to a strip club.
Of course it COULD, but it is very unlikely and you know it. Hence, buggies are more holy than cars.
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:20 PM
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Of course it COULD, but it is very unlikely and you know it. Hence, buggies are more holy than cars.
Unlikely or impossible? Because, as long as the possibility exists, the risk is very real.......
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:40 PM
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Unlikely or impossible? Because, as long as the possibility exists, the risk is very real.......
Unlikely. Some idiot could steal a buggy and park it at a strip club, but they ae much more likely to do that with a car. Plain and simple. This is an argument you can't win.
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