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Originally Posted by navygoat1998
I never understand why they don't have breath mints at the altar for those people who think they must get all in your face while they are praying and laying on hands. 
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"Cable is more annoying than...."
<insert 1 second scene of being slapped in the forehead at the alter>
"Cable makes me angrier than...."
<insert 1 second scene of preacher screaming in tongues in your ear>
"DirecTV is better than...."
<insert 1 second scene of pastor saying 'your dismissed'.>