How many women who need a little help wont do it because they were told it was sinful. But their "godly" appreance doesnt attact any "godly" men.
Why not just go ahead and contract a few women of ill repute to work your bus ministry and then you wouldn't have to worry about attracting men... BTW... any man who comes to church because of the pastor's wife's enhancements is likely not godly other than being a servant of the god of this world. If he is attracted by the enhancements he will only stay if he gets to enjoy a personal relationship with what brought him there!
Why not just go ahead and contract a few women of ill repute to work your bus ministry and then you wouldn't have to worry about attracting men... BTW... any man who comes to church because of the pastor's wife's enhancements is likely not godly other than being a servant of the god of this world. If he is attracted by the enhancements he will only stay if he gets to enjoy a personal relationship with what brought him there!
You folks amaze me some times.
I think you read waaaaaaay too much into her post that she never said nor implied.
For you men posting on this subject, you can't possibly understand, so I'm puzzled why you are even commenting.
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Just for you women on this thread who think us men don't understand why you may feel the need for "enhancements"......you have my 100% support.....go for it!!!!
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Just for you women on this thread who think us men don't understand why you may feel the need for "enhancements"......you have my 100% support.....go for it!!!!
I think you read waaaaaaay too much into her post that she never said nor implied.
For you men posting on this subject, you can't possibly understand, so I'm puzzled why you are even commenting.
So, let me see, HO... as an evangelist, I am insecure because of my gynecomastia... so, I choose to have cosmetic surgery... I don't just get a reduction... I get flat pecs "installed" a la the Terminator and simultaneously I choose to have my biceps enhanced to a nice 17", I have a tummy tuck and love handle reduction... then I start wearing tapered white shirts that are fitted top and bottom cuff to cuff and I ALWAYS remove my jacket as I am preaching so you can see the spread of the lats and bulge of the biceps and the narrow waist and OF COURSE my spectacular pecs. I am sure this is all good and godly and in the interest of the kingdom. RIGHT!
All of this of course, as was implied in the original post to which this response was made, to enhance the female and possibly gay male attendance at my revivals.
No, I am quite sure I know nothing about the subject... I am, after all, just an ignorant man.
So, let me see, HO... as an evangelist, I am insecure because of my gynecomastia... so, I choose to have cosmetic surgery... I don't just get a reduction... I get flat pecs "installed" a la the Terminator and simultaneously I choose to have my biceps enhanced to a nice 17", I have a tummy tuck and love handle reduction... then I start wearing tapered white shirts that are fitted top and bottom cuff to cuff and I ALWAYS remove my jacket as I am preaching so you can see the spread of the lats and bulge of the biceps and the narrow waist and OF COURSE my spectacular pecs.
Sounds good to me.
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So, let me see, HO... as an evangelist, I am insecure because of my gynecomastia... so, I choose to have cosmetic surgery... I don't just get a reduction... I get flat pecs "installed" a la the Terminator and simultaneously I choose to have my biceps enhanced to a nice 17", I have a tummy tuck and love handle reduction... then I start wearing tapered white shirts that are fitted top and bottom cuff to cuff and I ALWAYS remove my jacket as I am preaching so you can see the spread of the lats and bulge of the biceps and the narrow waist and OF COURSE my spectacular pecs. I am sure this is all good and godly and in the interest of the kingdom. RIGHT!
All of this of course, as was implied in the original post to which this response was made, to enhance the female and possibly gay male attendance at my revivals.
No, I am quite sure I know nothing about the subject... I am, after all, just an ignorant man.
LOL....my guess is your in the amen corner with MOW!
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So, let me see, HO... as an evangelist, I am insecure because of my gynecomastia... so, I choose to have cosmetic surgery... I don't just get a reduction... I get flat pecs "installed" a la the Terminator and simultaneously I choose to have my biceps enhanced to a nice 17", I have a tummy tuck and love handle reduction... then I start wearing tapered white shirts that are fitted top and bottom cuff to cuff and I ALWAYS remove my jacket as I am preaching so you can see the spread of the lats and bulge of the biceps and the narrow waist and OF COURSE my spectacular pecs. I am sure this is all good and godly and in the interest of the kingdom. RIGHT!
This is ridiculous........if someone did this.............they would look just like me and and I was assured that my "look" was patented!
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So, let me see, HO... as an evangelist, I am insecure because of my gynecomastia... so, I choose to have cosmetic surgery... I don't just get a reduction... I get flat pecs "installed" a la the Terminator and simultaneously I choose to have my biceps enhanced to a nice 17", I have a tummy tuck and love handle reduction... then I start wearing tapered white shirts that are fitted top and bottom cuff to cuff and I ALWAYS remove my jacket as I am preaching so you can see the spread of the lats and bulge of the biceps and the narrow waist and OF COURSE my spectacular pecs. I am sure this is all good and godly and in the interest of the kingdom. RIGHT!
All of this of course, as was implied in the original post to which this response was made, to enhance the female and possibly gay male attendance at my revivals.
No, I am quite sure I know nothing about the subject... I am, after all, just an ignorant man.
The part you don't understand and cannot possibly understand is the woman's POV in regard to her body. That's the entire point I was making. So yes, you (respectfully) are an ignorant man in that aspect.
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