Paula White's Divorce

[Evang.Benincasa]

Is this supposed to be strange that television celebrities get divorced?
The Whites were headliners, showmen, and actors. Bright lights and big city, they're the big time.

Didn't the Whites have a house in Malibu? Would Jesus or Paul the Apostle have a house in Malibu?


Brother D. Benincasa

www.OnTimeJournal.com

[chaotic_resolve]

Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa

Didn't the Whites have a house in Malibu? Would Jesus or Paul the Apostle have a house in Malibu?

Dumb.

Would Jesus or Paul sit through a General Conference offering?
Would they even attend it in the first place, seeing as its geared towards religious people and consists of boastful award ceremonies?
Would they be afraid of using television for evangelism?

Most importantly, "would Jesus wear a Rolex on His television show?"

[Evang.Benincasa]

Originally Posted by chaotic_resolve

Dumb.

Would Jesus or Paul sit through a General Conference offering?

Next time you're in prayer you can ask Jesus. I don't think Paul is available for comment. Still there is no doubt on the house in Malibu or ripping off a salesman who worked hard to sell the Whites a plane. What would really be "dumb" is if people still give ear to the Whites, and continue to support their lifestyles.

Originally Posted by chaotic_resolve

Would they even attend it in the first place, seeing as its geared towards religious people and consists of boastful award ceremonies?

I think they would show up at a UPCI general conference way before they went to a Benny Hinn crusade. Or sat under the teaching of Paula White and her plastic surgery gazing down at Christ and Paul in the front row.

What I am saying is that Jesus and Paul would be more apt to hang around the UPCI then have to endure The Crouch Crew, and Barbie and Ken White.

Originally Posted by chaotic_resolve

Would they be afraid of using television for evangelism?

Afraid? More like they wouldn't be bothered with it, and endure Bill Maher, Sean Hannity, and Larry King interviews. Please name ALL the famous ONE GOD PENTECOSTALS on Television through the years. Name all the famous preachings of Acts 2:38 and One God that has been preached on Television since 1950 to 2007? Listen not every Pentecostal One God believer or organization stayed away from Television, so line'em up, name all the celeb Acts 2:38 televangelists.

Interesting how Paul preached to the whole known world and without a blue tube.

Originally Posted by chaotic_resolve

Most importantly, "would Jesus wear a Rolex on His television show?"

Jesus would be too busy casting the devils out of Robert Tilton to even care.

In Jesus name

Brother Benincasa

www.OnTimeJournal.com

[pelathais]

Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa

Is this supposed to be strange that television celebrities get divorced?
The Whites were headliners, showmen, and actors. Bright lights and big city, they're the big time.

Didn't the Whites have a house in Malibu? Would Jesus or Paul the Apostle have a house in Malibu?


Brother D. Benincasa

www.OnTimeJournal.com

Personally I had to Google the White's to find out who you all were talking about when this thread first came up. That being said, my own sheltered life shouldn't mean that others need to stay on the farm the way I have.

Would Jesus have a house in Malibu? I think if Jesus really had a say in the matter- nobody but Jesus would have a house in Malibu. For reasons of His Own He seems to have delegated who lives where to the real estate people.

But how about you E.B.? You live in the Venice of North America! You've got YACHTS going down your city streets- and the yachts are NOT on trailers- they're in the water. Dude, pack your mukaluks and we'll trade house keys!

I live where the suffering is. You and Benny Hinn both have something going for ya down there!