Welcome to Tennessee! (Even though I live way over on the northeastern part.)
Okay, before you get here, there are some things you have to know that I wish people would have told me:
- People here really do wear shoes (except the meth addicts, and you'll recognize them immediately);
- People who live in Tennessee really do have all of their teeth (except the meth addicts, and you'll recognize them immediately);
- People in Tennessee actually go to college...and have really good jobs (except the meth addicts, and you'll recognize them immediately);
- IF by any chance you have that sinful TV, you will notice that when the local news does its man-on-the-street interview, IT WILL BE THE METH ADDICT. It never fails. That's what gives Tennessee that stereotypical mentality.
Okay, before anybody starts fussing at me for not having compassion on the drug users, I was just being funny. I want them to be saved just as much as anyone else. Go easy on me, okay?
D: Happy moving!