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Originally Posted by Scott Hutchinson
Thank you as this might sound strange ,to alot of you big city folks but many of us in Mayberry,US feel somewhat alienated from the Hispanic culture.
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I can fix that for you - bro, if YOU GET UP OFF THE COUCH!
Do this, buy 2 tickets to the World Series. There's a lot of Hispanics in Major League baseball and I know a couple (sort of). Meet me in front of the La Poplar Mexican bakery just 1 block from one of the World Series venues. You buy the tickets (cheapest are starting ~ $350 each in "the Rock Pile") and I'll buy the tamales. They don't let you sit in the rock pile unless you have a bag of tamales. Don't show up without the tickets!
After the game we'll hit Las Delicias down the street for their world famous huevos rancheros. Green chili! You can have my flour tortillas, I can't have those- the waitresses there know that. I'll introduce you to Hispanic culture as only another white guy can.
Then we'll go out into the streets and turn cars over. That has nothing to do with Hispanic culture - that's just what everybody around here does -
WHEN WE'RE IN THE FREAKING WORLD SERIES BABY!!
Seventh inning stretch right now- woo-hoo!!! 6 to 1
Sha-na-na-na, Sha-na-na-na - Hey-Hey-Hey GOOD-BYE!!!
Down 1-0 until a 6 run 4th!!!
ADMINS-STOP ME!!!
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