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11-09-2007, 02:46 PM
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Lol, I remember hearing FO preach in Louisana at Bogalusa Bible Conference back in the 80s, and he said, "The only rings that you should find in church are in the sound system - and not even then if you have a good sound man!"
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Thats funny... WH posted that his wife said, if there is something to do that she can't do in a dress, she doesn't need to do it...
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11-09-2007, 03:02 PM
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Thats funny... WH posted that his wife said, if there is something to do that she can't do in a dress, she doesn't need to do it...
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At one of our Minister's Conferences a few years ago, a young preacher had been asked to take over a charismatic church in our state. He did, and began preaching "holiness" to them. He gave an exciting report that went something like this, "I have been successful in getting the women to stop wearing makeup and take off their jewelry......now I'm just working on getting their pants off of them!"
Needless to say, the place went wild.........
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11-09-2007, 03:05 PM
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At one of our Minister's Conferences a few years ago, a young preacher had been asked to take over a charismatic church in our state. He did, and began preaching "holiness" to them. He gave an exciting report that went something like this, "I have been successful in getting the women to stop wearing makeup and take off their jewelry......now I'm just working on getting their pants off of them!"
Needless to say, the place went wild.........
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11-09-2007, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Michael Phelps
At one of our Minister's Conferences a few years ago, a young preacher had been asked to take over a charismatic church in our state. He did, and began preaching "holiness" to them. He gave an exciting report that went something like this, "I have been successful in getting the women to stop wearing makeup and take off their jewelry......now I'm just working on getting their pants off of them!"
Needless to say, the place went wild.........
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11-09-2007, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Michael Phelps
At one of our Minister's Conferences a few years ago, a young preacher had been asked to take over a charismatic church in our state. He did, and began preaching "holiness" to them. He gave an exciting report that went something like this, "I have been successful in getting the women to stop wearing makeup and take off their jewelry......now I'm just working on getting their pants off of them!"
Needless to say, the place went wild.........
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That reminds me of the evangelist who commented about how full the church was for the revival...
"Praise the Lord for a packed out house this morning!"
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11-09-2007, 08:22 PM
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Anapko is Gone...
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That Should Increase Attendance...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael Phelps
At one of our Minister's Conferences a few years ago, a young preacher had been asked to take over a charismatic church in our state. He did, and began preaching "holiness" to them. He gave an exciting report that went something like this, "I have been successful in getting the women to stop wearing makeup and take off their jewelry......now I'm just working on getting their pants off of them!"
Needless to say, the place went wild.........
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I'm sure he's in a building program now for all the people coming to see That, LOL!!!
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11-09-2007, 08:36 PM
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Thats funny... WH posted that his wife said, if there is something to do that she can't do in a dress, she doesn't need to do it...
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And just what is fo FUNNT about what my wife says?
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