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Originally Posted by DividedThigh
i want to be the chief cynic, hands down i win, lol,dt 
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DT, I am glad you have consented to serve as chief cynic. Your opinion is valued! However, be advised that I cannot allow you anywhere near the platform in yer short-legged britches. Our alliance in its infancy is very fragile and we cannot risk compromising the integrity of our entire fellowship just so you can strut around half naked. Please contact PastorD immediately and he will give you a list of vacation destinations, etc., where you will least likely seen by other Apostolics who might post pics of you on the web and try to destroy the world-wide evangelistical efforts of ALLURE.
DT, would you consider missionizing remote regions of the earth where yer preferred sparse body coverings would be actually be a step in the right direction? ALLURE needs you!