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Old 04-09-2008, 04:31 PM
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Re: I Am Toast!!

Fine if you are afraid of guns, give the dog 40 feet of logging chain and have him swim a river!
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Old 04-09-2008, 04:35 PM
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My dog just chewed the DVD remote!!!! I'm going to be murdered in cold blood when my husband gets home. He chewed the button that opens the DVD player!!


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Old 04-09-2008, 04:44 PM
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Fine if you are afraid of guns, give the dog 40 feet of logging chain and have him swim a river!
Dude, you are so not right it ain't even funny! GO PRAY!!!
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Old 04-09-2008, 05:03 PM
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Fine if you are afraid of guns, give the dog 40 feet of logging chain and have him swim a river!
You have such a deep seated violence in your heart. I have to admit that I must respect that!
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Old 04-09-2008, 05:58 PM
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I like this choice of casket:


not that caskets are what we are really talking about but, when my f-i-l died we had him buried in a casket that the decorative corner pieces had scenes of the death, burial, and resurrection of Christ on them. it was very nice.

this one is nice also.
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Old 04-09-2008, 06:07 PM
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You have such a deep seated violence in your heart. I have to admit that I must respect that!
you can always teach your dog to fly....
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Old 04-09-2008, 09:54 PM
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She hasn't been on innd a while.....I hope she's ok.

My hubby had to shoot a dog last night. Was not fun. He had been attacking the puppies and wouldn't let them eat without getting chewed up. I came home last night, stopped the truck, checked the mail and here came the "herd" and I looked down and saw blood everywhere, well, I left the truck in the middle of th road looking for the bleeding puppy and finally found that he had attacked one and ripped it's ear open and it was bleeding EVERYWHERE, and I'm NOT exaggerating. I had blood all over my hands and from my elbows down. I had it on my work skirt and shoes. It was BAD. I liked to have not got the bleeding to stop.

Anyway, he sent me in the house and came out with the 22 and bye bye went the dog. He was really mean. He hurt the puppies all the time and hubby tried to teach him the error of his ways, but evidentally he is/was too stupid to learn and you couldn't beat into him with a stick, soooooooo....he has now left the yard.

(I'm really not hard hearted, but he has hurt everyone of my puppies and I was really tired of it.)
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Old 04-09-2008, 09:55 PM
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you can always teach your dog to fly....
Okay, spill it!!! How do you make a dog fly?

This is hilarious and very timely. Our pastor was speaking on unity in the church and laughing about it being the place to get the best stories!

He said, "We've even had a prayer request for a dead dog!"

My husband says, rather loudly, "I wish I had a dead dog."

Our pastor stops preaching for a minute and says, "I don't think you want to know what Brother ***** just said."

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Old 04-09-2008, 09:56 PM
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She hasn't been on innd a while.....I hope she's ok.

My hubby had to shoot a dog last night. Was not fun. He had been attacking the puppies and wouldn't let them eat without getting chewed up. I came home last night, stopped the truck, checked the mail and here came the "herd" and I looked down and saw blood everywhere, well, I left the truck in the middle of th road looking for the bleeding puppy and finally found that he had attacked one and ripped it's ear open and it was bleeding EVERYWHERE, and I'm NOT exaggerating. I had blood all over my hands and from my elbows down. I had it on my work skirt and shoes. It was BAD. I liked to have not got the bleeding to stop.

Anyway, he sent me in the house and came out with the 22 and bye bye went the dog. He was really mean. He hurt the puppies all the time and hubby tried to teach him the error of his ways, but evidentally he is/was too stupid to learn and you couldn't beat into him with a stick, soooooooo....he has now left the yard.

(I'm really not hard hearted, but he has hurt everyone of my puppies and I was really tired of it.)
I'm sorry about that Lady Coonskinner, but really you just have to shoot a dog like that!

Hope you are all doing well. We so miss you and your husband posting here!!!!!

And yes he is furious. He said, "Well, I see your dog chewed the remote. I don't need a dog in my house tearing up everything!!!!!"

God bless!
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Old 04-09-2008, 10:00 PM
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I'm sorry about that Lady Coonskinner, but really you just have to shoot a dog like that!

Hope you are all doing well. We so miss you and your husband posting here!!!!!

And yes he is furious. He said, "Well, I see your dog chewed the remote. I don't need a dog in my house tearing up everything!!!!!"

God bless!
Glad you to see ya still kickin'. I would have been a little concerned if it had been me.

Doing good here, just been super busy and when not super busy....super tired!!! I read almost everyday, but sometimes my fingers are too tired to type.;
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