Ever try cleaning up the mess that a dog makes when they get sick in the car?
I can't imagine a kid being any worse......
Your imagination isn't very good then. Both my boys have thrown up in my brand new 2008 Mitsubishi Lancer, much to mommy's disgust. And no, being a peds nurse doesn't make it any easier.
When my oldest was just a tiny baby, I took her to the nursery to give my sweet wife a break. As I rocked her, she passed what I though was a little gas, and I was holding her up and talking baby talk to her about what little noises she was making. Two women that where there with kids were chuckling and I the proud father thought they must think what a great dad I am. They were laughing because it was not gas and what it was had run out of the diaper and all down the front of my suit......
I learn to put the diaper on tighter!
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