I know! If we didn't like how he was leading the service we could shoot spit wads at him. Or sigh real loud while heaving our shoulders. Or stare at him with our eyes real wide like we are high. Way fun!!!
I'm used to all that. You have to be more creative
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There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Houston.
Either the United States will destroy ignorance, or ignorance will destroy the United States. – W.E.B. DuBois
I'm used to all that. You have to be more creative
No one has stared at you with huge eyes for 30 minutes!!! AND I would do it while I was slowly opening my mouth until it was totally wide open!!! Then I would lean forward a little, frown and snort every 5 minutes.
No one has stared at you with huge eyes for 30 minutes!!! AND I would do it while I was slowly opening my mouth until it was totally wide open!!! Then I would lean forward a little, frown and snort every 5 minutes.
I can just see the choir now cause they have to watch!!
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I hate to see you frown. So wear a bag over your head until you cheer up!
I can just see the choir now cause they have to watch!!
They would also be leaning forward, opening their mouths wider and their eyes getting wider wondering what I was going to do next.
I'd jump on the pew and at the top of my lungs:
You know you make me wanna (Shout!)
Kick my heels up and (Shout!)
Throw my hands up and (Shout!)
Throw my head back and (Shout!)
Come on now (Shout!)
Don't forget to say you will
Don't forget to say, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
The place would go wild. Stew would put on his black shades and
They would also be leaning forward, opening their mouths wider and their eyes getting wider wondering what I was going to do next.
I'd jump on the pew and at the top of my lungs:
You know you make me wanna (Shout!)
Kick my heels up and (Shout!)
Throw my hands up and (Shout!)
Throw my head back and (Shout!)
Come on now (Shout!)
Don't forget to say you will
Don't forget to say, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
The place would go wild. Stew would put on his black shades and
Uhhh...this just in. Our 32nd Anniversary Celebration has been cancelled. There is no need to come to our church.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Houston.
Either the United States will destroy ignorance, or ignorance will destroy the United States. – W.E.B. DuBois
Uhhh...this just in. Our 32nd Anniversary Celebration has been cancelled. There is no need to come to our church.
It's cuz of them crazy white women..........
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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