Seven Days of Sex... Woo Hoo!! :)

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by Neck

My first glance would be to look around the church and realize maybe 10% of the place can even do it..

Bwwaaaahhhaaa!!!!!!!!!!

[Neck]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

Bwwaaaahhhaaa!!!!!!!!!!

I say the pastor calls a testimony service, the kind of testimony services we remember as kids....

He should start out with.... Did anyone get blessed this past week?

[George]

Originally Posted by Neck

I say the pastor calls a testimony service, the kind of testimony services we remember as kids....

He should start out with.... Did anyone get blessed this past week?

The first one on their feet was the man who sits on the second row, wears overalls every service, still uses Dippity-Doo in his hair, half his teeth are rotten, and he begins to SHOCKAMOO before he even says anything. His toothless wife, who needs to be introduced to Prell for her stringy hair, begins to blush as her husband finally bellers, "Pastor, this wuz the best week of my life 'cept for Saterdee when the wife said no cuz our seven kids were waking up on the floor around us......."

Neck, you got my old-time testimony service memories racing!!! LOL

[Neck]

Originally Posted by George

The first one on their feet was the man who sits on the second row, wears overalls every service, still uses Dippity-Doo in his hair, half his teeth are rotten, and he begins to SHOCKAMOO before he even says anything. His toothless wife, who needs to be introduced to Prell for her stringy hair, begins to blush as her husband finally bellers, "Pastor, this wuz the best week of my life 'cept for Saterdee when the wife said no cuz our seven kids were waking up on the floor around us......."

Neck, you got my old-time testimony service memories racing!!! LOL

That is exactly the testimony service that I remember.

[Neck]

Let's change from sex to money.

All you married couples go home and for seven days.

Do not spend one penny outside your normal bills.

Then each day both husband and wife must come up with one money saving idea that will be put into practice for 6 months.

Such as no soda at work for 6 months.

I bet both husband and wife would beg to go back to the 7 days of Jubilee the pastor requested in this thread....

[Rhoni]

Originally Posted by Neck

Let's change from sex to money.

All you married couples go home and for seven days.

Do not spend one penny outside your normal bills.

Then each day both husband and wife must come up with one money saving idea that will be put into practice for 6 months.

Such as no soda at work for 6 months.

I bet both husband and wife would beg to go back to the 7 days of Jubilee the pastor requested in this thread....

Excellent advice!

[ILG]

Originally Posted by Neck

Let's change from sex to money.

All you married couples go home and for seven days.

Do not spend one penny outside your normal bills.

Then each day both husband and wife must come up with one money saving idea that will be put into practice for 6 months.

Such as no soda at work for 6 months.

I bet both husband and wife would beg to go back to the 7 days of Jubilee the pastor requested in this thread....

Some people like to save money!

[George]

Originally Posted by Neck

Let's change from sex to money.

All you married couples go home and for seven days.

Do not spend one penny outside your normal bills.

Then each day both husband and wife must come up with one money saving idea that will be put into practice for 6 months.

Such as no soda at work for 6 months.

I bet both husband and wife would beg to go back to the 7 days of Jubilee the pastor requested in this thread....

Now that's some good preaching! The church could be blessed so much more if everyone would get out of debt and stop spending frivously (sp?).