Ogatt here

[aak1972]

Originally Posted by ogatt

Hey you heatherns i just got back from a 21 week revival tour with gernon floyd and i am seriously ritghously idningated.
Almost ever church we preached at had drums in the church. I spent half the my message trying to preach the evils of drums in the church. I askeded one drummer..whats the difernce between a fried chicken and a drummer.
He said what? I said a fried chicken could feed a family of 4. We have been overtaked in our churches by drummers. The only way i could tell the other nite that the platform was level was that the drummer was drooling out of both sides of his mouth. What ever happened the the good old days when we gathered up tamborine bells and hairpins after church?.

What about the preachers that drool out both sides of thier mouth while screaming and pounding the pulpit and stomping the platform like they were drums while making a futal attempt at trying to make a 5 minute sermon last 30 by repeating themselves dozens of times, and then there are the ones that talk out both sided of thier mouth. And last one chicken will only feed one of the obese preachers I have seen.

[Cindy]

Originally Posted by aak1972

What about the preachers that drool out both sides of thier mouth while screaming and pounding the pulpit and stomping the platform like they were drums while making a futal attempt at trying to make a 5 minute sermon last 30 by repeating themselves dozens of times, and then there are the ones that talk out both sided of thier mouth. And last one chicken will only feed one of the obese preachers I have seen.