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Originally Posted by Sam
You wouldn't have to switch churches.
Let the pastor preach about miracles and how you were raised from the dead,
then make a grand entrance. I'm sure people would be so charged up seeing a miracle like that they will forget about their recent contributions to your widow.
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OH yeah! Thanks Sam, Wow this will be great, then I can charge to go on Larry King, Oprah ect......................... I might even get some divine revelations and start my own movement- go on T.V. and teach about seed faith offerings!!!!