Oops sorry, just a bad horseracing joke...those never work out as well as you'd think they would.
Seriously, I'm not one of "those creative people", but I'll try to come up with something.
Hey wait have you seen what I have for a team? 5 baseball players, 5 athletes, and 5 kids that have little chance of moving from the dugout between the national anthem and the post game high fives.
That's not a slogan that's an option.
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