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View Poll Results: Did Jesus ever kill anyone?
Yes 9 31.03%
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:39 PM
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Re: Did Jesus ever kill anyone?

Maybe Peter and the gang roughed 'em up to set an example. You know, Ananias walks in and surveys the plastic on the floor...

"What is it Mr. Pete?"

Pete answers, "Ananias, c'mere. We been review'n the offering records and we had a few questions."

"Questions?" Ananias asks.

"Yeah, well, dis is what we found. We discovered you been holdin' back on us."

Ananias nervously responds, "C'mon boss. Yu know times been tough for Sephira and me. Hey, we're bruddas... right?"

Pete looks to James and Johnny standing off to the side, "Brudda Johnny, I think Ananias doesn't get it. Would you and Brudda James mind givin' him a little lesson on faith giving? Start with his knee caps."

"Now, wait a minute boss. I was there for you when you denied you knew what was goin' down dem tree times. Remember?" Ananias says as he holds back tears of fear.

Outside the door you can hear a scuffle and muffled screams.

Pete speaks, "Now... where's da broad?"


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"Sow bountifully and yous will reap bountifully. Sow sparingly... and yous be roughed up, pressed down, shaken togedda, and runned ova."

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Old 11-05-2009, 09:42 PM
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Maybe Peter and the gang roughed 'em up to set an example. You know, Ananias walks in and surveys the plastic on the floor...

"What is it Mr. Pete?"

Peter answers, "Ananias, c'mere. We been review'n the offering records and we had a few questions."

"Questions?" Ananias asks.

"Yeah, well, dis is what we found. We discovered you been holdin' back on us."

Ananias nervously responds, "C'mon boss. Yu know times been tough for Sephira and me. Hey, we're bruddas... right?

Pete looks to James and Johnny standing off to the side, "Brother Guido, I think Ananias doesn't get it. Would you mind givin' him a little lesson on faith giving? Start with his knee caps."

"Now, wait a minute boss. I was there for you when you denied you know what was goin' down three times. Remember?" Ananias says as he holds back tears of fear.

Outside the door you can hear a scuffle and muffled screams.

Pete speaks, "Now... wheres da woman?"


Pete, James, and Johnny
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Yeah, I want to laugh... but...
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:56 PM
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Don't worry Pel. We don't do this anymore. Today we in the UPCI just take their licenses.
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Don't worry Pel. We don't do this anymore. Today we in the UPCI just take their licenses.


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