Best Quotes From AFF

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

Regarding beards:

Wow, I love Brother Epley, but that quote made me feel very sad!

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Wow, I love Brother Epley, but that quote made me feel very sad!

I'd think they wouldn't sit there but a couple of times before they would leave. It is sad.

[noeticknight]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Wow, I love Brother Epley, but that quote made me feel very sad!

Don't feel sad, this thread is about fun. Here...

“Being raised Catholic, you know the liquor was flowing!”
-Pressing-On-

“I believe there’s a universe.” -jfrog-

“You have better dancing moves than the late Michael Jackson…the Lutheran shuffle I call it. Answer the question…” -Steve Epley-

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by noeticknight

“Being raised Catholic, you know the liquor was flowing!”
-Pressing-On-

Is this supposed to be indicative of the most intelligent thing I have ever said?

Please tell me you thought it was just funny! LOL!

[noeticknight]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Is this supposed to be indicative of the most intelligent thing I have ever said?

Please tell me you thought it was just funny! LOL!

P-O, every time I read it, I laugh out loud, your personality really comes through...

[noeticknight]

So you won't feel so alone, more from the (same) thread...I think?

“This sounds horribly dumb. But in the last few months, I have had recurring dreams that I have a fish tank and keep forgetting to feed the fish! LOL! I don't have a fishtank!”
-ILG-

“We spent our honeymoon in Intercourse, Pennsylvania.” -Margies3-

“Now, some of you imagine getting wasted all the time and almost busted for dope and doing all these crazy things and then trying to act like a sweet little church girl. Now THAT was tough!!” -ILG-

ILG's was so good, I had to bump off my traditional Epley to squeeze it in.

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by noeticknight

So you won't feel so alone, more from the (same) thread...I think?

“This sounds horribly dumb. But in the last few months, I have had recurring dreams that I have a fish tank and keep forgetting to feed the fish! LOL! I don't have a fishtank!”
-ILG-

“We spent our honeymoon in Intercourse, Pennsylvania.” -Margies3-

“Now, some of you imagine getting wasted all the time and almost busted for dope and doing all these crazy things and then trying to act like a sweet little church girl. Now THAT was tough!!” -ILG-

ILG's was so good, I had to bump off my traditional Epley to squeeze it in.

[ILG]

Originally Posted by noeticknight

“[I]This sounds horribly dumb. But in the last few months, I have had recurring dreams that I have a fish tank and keep forgetting to feed the fish! LOL! I don't have a fish tank!

Wow, am I that boring? Oh well, the next quote had a little more flavor.

I am enjoying this thread. It's like retrominute. Waking up the memories.

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by noeticknight

P-O, every time I read it, I laugh out loud, your personality really comes through...

Well, I hope that is a compliment! LOL!

[noeticknight]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Well, I hope that is a compliment! LOL!

*pause* (Side note)

Of course! Hey, anybody's game right? Some of these quotes made me ponder, some are just downright hilarious, but they are all equally brilliant in their own right. In fact, some are so funny, I still have a little coffee in my nose from this morning. This thread has been medicine for me. I can still go back and enjoy it all over again. My coworkers have been wondering why I suddenly burst out with laughter for no apparent reason. It's "mission accomplished" as long as everyone is getting their daily smile.

Anyways, if someone has a beef with your quote, well, just let me know who I need to kill. We shouldn't read too much into these, 'cuz last time I got pinched, it still hurt. If Brother Epley only knew what he was missing...I suppose some folk don't understand that the middle "F" in AFF is the most important ingredient!

Ahem...carry on.