AFF University

[pelathais]

Originally Posted by Baron1710

Which class is that?

My son went on a missions trip to Costa Rica and did the zip line, all the ladies wore pants or shorts.

My wife is demanding an opportunity on a trip coming up to Mexico. She's insisting that you can do it in a skirt.

The UPC standards nonsense has that sort of a grip on my home. In order to be "modest" she's insisting that she flash her 40 year old bum to the assembled crowd below and that it would be "okay."

[Baron1710]

Originally Posted by Brother David

My wife is demanding an opportunity on a trip coming up to Mexico. She's insisting that you can do it in a skirt.

The UPC standards nonsense has that sort of a grip on my home. In order to be "modest" she's insisting that she flash her 40 year old bum to the assembled crowd below and that it would be "okay."

It is possible that the harness would wrap that skirt up so that it wouldn't be immodest. But It seems like the pictures were of a harness that they stepped into but there may be different ones.

[notofworks]

Originally Posted by Baron1710

It is possible that the harness would wrap that skirt up so that it wouldn't be immodest. But It seems like the pictures were of a harness that they stepped into but there may be different ones.

You've totally hijacked your wife's thread!!

[Baron1710]

Originally Posted by notofworks

You've totally hijacked your wife's thread!!

Nothing new about that. She will be talking about something and about half way through a sentence and it will remind me of something and I will interrupt her with, "Did you call the Hendrys about the Super Bowl party?" Then I will see the look on her face and I realize what I have done.

[pelathais]

Originally Posted by Baron1710

Nothing new about that. She will be talking about something and about half way through a sentence and it will remind me of something and I will interrupt her with, "Did you call the Hendrys about the Super Bowl party?" Then I will see the look on her face and I realize what I have done.

Well? Have the Hendrys been alerted about the Super Bowl party? They're coming right?

[Pro31:28]

Originally Posted by Brother David

Well? Have the Hendrys been alerted about the Super Bowl party? They're coming right?

We haven't decided if they are coming here or we are going there due to the Robby's wheelchair-

[pelathais]

Originally Posted by Pro31:28

We haven't decided if they are coming here or we are going there due to the Robby's wheelchair-

Ask your husband... I'm just pretending that I know anything about these fine folks and that any of this is even any of my business.

[Baron1710]

Originally Posted by Brother David

Well? Have the Hendrys been alerted about the Super Bowl party? They're coming right?

I think we may be in NC this year I haven't checked the date yet. Perhaps you should enroll your wife in AFF university. Oh and she can pay the registrar (Baron) for the number of Credit hours she needs. We can indoctrinate...er...I mean educate her on true modesty.

[Pro31:28]

Originally Posted by Baron1710

I think we may be in NC this year I haven't checked the date yet. Perhaps you should enroll your wife in AFF university. Oh and she can pay the registrar (Baron) for the number of Credit hours she needs. We can indoctrinate...er...I mean educate her on true modesty.

No dear, The superbowl is the weekend after our anniversary...

[Margies3]

Originally Posted by Pro31:28

Are you saying you just came to college to play football??

I wouldn't say I'm here for the football. Maybe the cheerleading, but not the football.

Actually, if AFF was a college, I'd probably be the woman who works in the cafeteria feeding all the starving kids and acting as their Mom-Away-From-Home.

Of course, I'd also want to sit in on all of the available Art classes. But I'd be skipping those heavy-hitting deep theological classes. I know what I believe. I don't feel the need to argue it with anyone else to try to convince them.