Armor Bearer vs Flunky

ThePastorsCoach · #1 03-02-2010, 08:18 PM

Don't knock it till you have tried it! I like Armor Bearers. They do carry firearms because they have to protect the Man of God and they take the offering from the church to the Limo to the jet and assist the Man of God in carrying his briefcase, phone and water bottle.
What in the world could be wrong with that? There were servants in the Bible!

Sherri · #2 03-02-2010, 08:25 PM

The day Eddie thinks he has to have someone to carry his stuff (if he's physically able) is the day I will be visiting the church down the street.

Sister Alvear · #3 03-03-2010, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Sherri

The day Eddie thinks he has to have someone to carry his stuff (if he's physically able) is the day I will be visiting the church down the street.

Girl you carry that briefcase and all those concordance books for Eddie or you will be in serious trouble with the mission board....Don't forget to carry at least 3 or 4 different Bibles so he can compare his scriptures while giving the Bible studies...How do you think those poor people will ever be saved if you don't help Eddie get his books and things to the church each service...

Sherri · #4 03-03-2010, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Sister Alvear

Girl you carry that briefcase and all those concordance books for Eddie or you will be in serious trouble with the mission board....Don't forget to carry at least 3 or 4 different Bibles so he can compare his scriptures while giving the Bible studies...How do you think those poor people will ever be saved if you don't help Eddie get his books and things to the church each service...

He's a big boy; he can carry his own things! LOL! Have you forgotten that I am laden down with jewelry and heavy makeup?????

rgcraig · #5 03-03-2010, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sherri

He's a big boy; he can carry his own things! LOL! Have you forgotten that I am laden down with jewelry and heavy makeup?????

LOL! Sherri can I carry your Bible for you Sunday and wipe your brow should you glisten?

Sherri · #6 03-03-2010, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by rgcraig

LOL! Sherri can I carry your Bible for you Sunday and wipe your brow should you glisten?

Sometimes I do glisten; I may have to take you up on that offer. Sometimes I need a kleenex to blow my nose and then someone to carry that kleenex to the trash. Are you still in??? Just how submitted are you?

rgcraig · #7 03-03-2010, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sherri

Sometimes I do glisten; I may have to take you up on that offer. Sometimes I need a kleenex to blow my nose and then someone to carry that kleenex to the trash. Are you still in??? Just how submitted are you?

I've got your back (and your nose)!

warrior · #8 03-03-2010, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

Don't knock it till you have tried it! I like Armor Bearers. They do carry firearms because they have to protect the Man of God and they take the offering from the church to the Limo to the jet and assist the Man of God in carrying his briefcase, phone and water bottle.
What in the world could be wrong with that? There were servants in the Bible!

Somehow, I am not surprised at this response. Atlanta Bishop, I don't think you are serious in the things you say.