LOST???????????????????

[Actaeon]

Originally Posted by Carpenter

You know how most men are, they would rather wander around in the wilderness for 40 years before they admit they are lost and that they need directions.

Yes, but what's that got to do with you and me?

[Carpenter]

Originally Posted by Actaeon

Yes, but what's that got to do with you and me?

Hmm, this is good...I thought you forgot about me.

Well, if a man is lost and his wife is not in the car with him, can he still hear her nagging for him to stop and ask for directions?

[Actaeon]

Originally Posted by Carpenter

Hmm, this is good...I thought you forgot about me.

Well, if a man is lost and his wife is not in the car with him, can he still hear her nagging for him to stop and ask for directions?

I have tried to forget you but every time I hear a snore I have flashbacks.



Being lost is relative -- especially when that relative is a mother-in-law in the back seat ........

[Carpenter]

Originally Posted by Actaeon

I have tried to forget you but every time I hear a snore I have flashbacks.



Being lost is relative -- especially when that relative is a mother-in-law in the back seat ........

I would have thought that when you heard snores during your sermons you would get flashbacks, but maybe and thankfully your sermons are becoming more effective, thus the lack of snores.