I would like to recommend an evangelist

[notofworks]

Originally Posted by Baron1710

That's funny.

I recommend NOW he can come and preach a great Rock-N-Roll message for ya.

I thought this thread was going rather well, myself!

[Baron1710]

Originally Posted by notofworks

I thought this thread was going rather well, myself!

What's your fee anyway?

Do you take requests for sermon topics?

Can you preach hair-esy?

[notofworks]

Originally Posted by Baron1710

What's your fee anyway?

Do you take requests for sermon topics?

Can you preach hair-esy?

Question 1) The same as your lawyer fee. I charge per hour so I preach REALLY long sermons.

Question 2) Of course!! What would you like to hear? All I wanna do is tickle the ears of the people!

Question 3) I have personally taken the modern-day Nazarite vow so I recommend that men grow their hair!!

[Baron1710]

Originally Posted by notofworks

Question 1) The same as your lawyer fee. I charge per hour so I preach REALLY long sermons.

Question 2) Of course!! What would you like to hear? All I wanna do is tickle the ears of the people!

Question 3) I have personally taken the modern-day Nazarite vow so I recommend that men grow their hair!!

I only need a 20 minute sermon...do you give discounts for 1/3 of an hour?

Do you use feathers to tickle ears?

So do the women take the vow and shave their head?

[notofworks]

Originally Posted by Baron1710

I only need a 20 minute sermon...do you give discounts for 1/3 of an hour?

Do you use feathers to tickle ears?

So do the women take the vow and shave their head?

1) I'll give you a discount if you'll give me a lawyer discount when I get in trouble!

2) No, I don't use feathers. I just use "surface religion", "Only what people wanna hear", "Feel-good theology", and of course, "Rock n' roll"!!

3) As long as I don't have to shave my head, I don't care!

[Baron1710]

Originally Posted by notofworks

1) I'll give you a discount if you'll give me a lawyer discount when I get in trouble!

2) No, I don't use feathers. I just use "surface religion", "Only what people wanna hear", "Feel-good theology", and of course, "Rock n' roll"!!

3) As long as I don't have to shave my head, I don't care!

Sweet!! a Pro Bono sermon...and NOW is gonna shave his head.

[notofworks]

Originally Posted by Baron1710

Sweet!! a Pro Bono sermon...and NOW is gonna shave his head.

I almost needed you last week!