It is juuuuuuust about dark. President Bush orchestrated this entire event from his ranch in Texas. He's doing it because General McChrystal recently discovered weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, which would seem to be a positive for Bush. However, he also discovered that Bush had gone over and hidden them himself in hopes they would be discovered during the election of 2004. Bush discovered that McChrystal had inappropriately flirted with a military intern and used it as leverage against him to get him to resign to keep him from revealing the truth.
In other breaking news, a birth certificate from Luxembourg for President Obama has been discovered and Obama will be resigning this weekend. Obama has admitted being a KGB agent in his youth.
As soon as I know more, I'll fill everyone in.
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